Drogba11CFC

He would have been immortalised had he done so...

3-0. Deco, Lampard, and Riise.

Middlesbrough 0-5 Chelsea FT

Anelka OFF Sinclair ON

Lampard OFF Deco ON

M'boro...0 Chelsea.5 (Kalou 13, 52; Belletti 50; Lampard 62) Malouda 67 THIS!!! IS!!! SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! I mean Chelsea!!! Woooooooo 6-0! Oh wait, offside. Fuck.

Bridge OFF Ferreira ON

M'boro...0 Chelsea.4 (Kalou 13,52;Belletti 50) Lampard 62 Game Over. I hope Livscum enjoy losing at SB next Sunday.

M'boro...0 Chelsea.2 (Kalou 13) Belletti 50 JULIAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Stupid livestream chose that Moment to cut out! EDIT: M'boro...0 Chelsea.3 (Kalou 13, Belletti 50) Kalou 52 THAT'S WHY WE LOVE SALOMAN KALOU!

Marbe Carlo should wear an F1 helmet in the 2nd half

Malouda shot wide across goal.

M'BORO....0 Chelsea..1 Kalou 13 YES!!

Alex just headed over.

Our best chance so far from a counterattack has been cleared into touch.

At least Cudicini is reliable enough. I'd rather have him than Hilario.

Probable Lineup: Hilario Bridge Terry Alex Bosingwa Mikel Malouda Lampard Deco Belletti Anelka Source: Telegraph

What happened to the copper btw? Was he sacked for dogging?

I hope that doesn't mean what I think it does... This reminds me of the episode of "American Dad" when the family go to Saudi Arabia and eventually end up on the wrong side of The Police of Vice and Virtue, who shoot people for crimes such as singing and dancing.

Glad to see the daily FB has a followup. Time for my speciality...voicing my opinion with a healthy dose of profanity and "I hate Liverpool"... I've yet again read the views in the Sun. I wish I hadn't, the self-righteousness, and surprise, surprise, it's pro-prosecution, brings my diarrhoea to the boil. Their opinions are lurching from side to side like one of my trains in Rail Simulator. The idea that sex should be against the law is (in my non-PC opinion) a complete shitload of motherfucking bullfuck. A lot of the self-righteousness has come from the Livscum and Arsewipe fans (and considering that's only 6 comments between them, it says something) but the Sun never sells in Liverpool. Liverpool fans don't buy the Sun, so why would they comment? And I doubt they own computers either. Oh wait, Liverpool fans don't BUY the Sun... and they probably wrote the comments on PCs "borrowed" from a delivery van. Toilet-related and shitload-related quotes supplied by James Rolfe, aka the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Come to think of it, how much were Porto fined for racial abuse by their fans towards Drogba in 2004/05? Wasn't it someting like £25,000? or more like £2.50?

Madness. This is madness. Complete and utter fucking religious madness. (I can say that...there isn't a massive hole behind me and an angry Spartan facing me.) Reason #633,918,206,854,275 why I hate religious laws. And religion in general. Still, at least we can get our hopes up if Ronaldo goes there on holiday. Sounds like there's more hypocrisy there than the Kop.

And we won 2-0 in 07/08.

Must have been hard to beat Wenger to them... But I agree with the guy who commented ( ) GOOD LADS! At least they've seen more sense than their dad.

Read it three times before realising it was fake...

Yeah, I mean we all make mistakes, don't we? After all, if no one made mistakes, Liverpool FC would not exist.