Drogba11CFC

Oh, that just sucks monkey fuck!

We'll need another minutes silence the way things are going at Parkhead...Celtic 1-0 Man Utd Other games... AaB Aalborg 1-2 Villarreal Fiorentina 1-1 Bayern Munich Lyon 1-0 Steaua Bucharest Arsenal 0-0 Fenerbahce Dynamo Kiev 1-1 FC Porto BATE Borisov 0-1 Zenit St Petersburg Real Madrid 0-2 Juventus

I'm pretty sure his Carling Cup squad is playing with them.

4-0. Hope to see a strong side put out, but at the same time giving Ivanovic a start alongside Terry and Di Santo and Sinclair starting also.

We always win away in the league, so 2-0. Lampard and Drogba.

Never knew they had internet in Liverpool...

I tend to avoid Liverpool forums like the plague. After all, I dropped History two years ago after failing the AS level.

The Sun spoiler warning: The Sun, 6/11/08 "Drogba hates Chelsea and wants to sign for Inter"

You can't appeal second yellows. Otherwise, I'd have taken bets on whether he was still leaving the field when it was rescinded.

And finally, someone who doesn't have a negative IQ.

There we go then. We go one down, we take Anelka off.

I can already see the headlines tomorrow... 91% poisoned by the devil

Five words: What a shitload of Fuck!! And the History Boys and their 800th min penalty...FUCK OFF

Now just imagine if it was a real-life incident and replace Mourinho with Grant...

3-1. Lampard, DD, and Riise at both ends.

The only good thing to come out of it is the Angry Video Game Nerd's halloween special.

Happy Birthday! -> -> -> -> Here's hoping you don't go that far...

He's also a very desirable player in a penalty shoot-out.

Chelsea 5-0 Sunderland FT(Alex 27; Anelka 30, 45, 53; Lampard 51)

Stoke 2-0 Arsewipe and RVP sent off

Chelsea 5-0 Sunderland (Alex 27; Anelka 30, 45; Lampard 51) Anelka 53 We want six, we want six, we want six...

Chelsea 3-0 Sunderland HT (Alex 27; Anelka 30, 45+1)

Chelsea 3-0 Sunderland (Alex 27, Anelka 28) Anelka 45+1 Game Over.

Chelsea 2-0 Sunderland (Alex 27) Anelka 28

Chelsea 1-0 Sunderland Alex 27 1000 PL goals and counting...