Drogba11CFC

FUCKFARTS!! No matter, if we win, we stay top.

Then man the profanity buzzer.

Man City now down to ten men. Pass the fucking swear box.

Kalou offside...actually he was onside but it was disallowed. AAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!

Villa shot wide. FUCK, that was close! EDIT: Now Ballack hit it over the bar. COME ON Chelsea!!!

Joe Cole OFF Kalou ON And come on City! Beat the motor thieves! Sorry for the delay, the radio went down and had to get going again. EDIT: Everton 1-0 Newcastle (Arteta pen 20)

Di Santo shot saved...

HT Sub... Anelka OFF Di Santo ON

Chelsea 2-0 Aston Villa (Cole 20, Anelka 43) HT Anelka has been the man of the match. I stand corrected. Other scores Man City 2-0 Liverpool West Ham 1-3 Bolton FT Portsmouth 1-0 Stoke Tottenham 0-1 Hull Everton vs Newcastle KO 4pm

Chelsea......2 (Cole 20) Aston Villa...0 Anelka 43 GET IN THERE!!! YAHOOOOOO!!!! Also Man City 2-0 Liverpool

They now have it on radio on the BBC site.

We're dominating them, but Friedel's catching everything.

Villa Free Kick caught by Cech. Oh, and this is what I'm relegated to using... http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal...ult.stm?refresh

Chelsea......1 Aston Villa...0 Joe Cole 20 Get in there! We have yet to lose when Cole has scored. Since...I an't remember, but a fucking long time ago. EDIT: Mikel almost made it 2-0, but friedel saved it. EDITx2: West Ham 1-3 Bolton FT

So close...

Lampard's cleared a Villa corner. And Reo-Coker missed a shot. That suckin' fucks, why anyone would want to look at toilet roll is beyond me.

Good start from the Chels. As for spurs...insert Nelson Muntz Laugh.

Won't install sopcast. Looks like it's the BBC site's minute-by-minute. This is the Angry Chelsea Nerd, keeping it profane on TC. (If we concede/lose/do badly)

If anelka's out, he'll make his usual contribution.

Lineup (Possible): Cech A.Cole Terry Alex Bosingwa Mikel Malouda Ballack Lampard Kalou Anelka Source:Telegraph

And I'm downloading another episode of the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Cluj 0-0 Chelsea FT To sum up the performance: What a shitload of Fuck!

Anelka wastes another chance.

FUCKFARTS!! Yeah, I watch the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Drogba taken off injured. FUCK!!! Drogba OFF Belletti ON