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I'm confident. The Barcodes haven't beaten us here since 1986, while we haven't dropped a point in this fixture since 2001. 2-0, Anelka and Lampard.

West Brom 0-3 Chelsea FT (Bosingwa 33; Anelka 37, 45+1)

Terry OFF Ferreira ON

West Brom 0-3 Chelsea HT (Bosingwa 33; Anelka 37, 45)

West Brom 0-3 Chelsea (Bosingwa 33, Anelka 37) ANELKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA x2

West Brom 0-2 Chelsea (Bosingwa 35) ANELKAAAAAAAAAAAA

West Brom 0-1 Chelsea BOSINGWAAAAAAAAAAAA

Someone in the crowd stole the ball

Carson saved from Lampard

Malouda shot over.

My radio coverage (BBC online) keeps going silent. Any help?

Calf problem.

Definitely.

Possible Lineup: Cudicini Bridge Terry Ivanovic Bosingwa Deco Mikel Lampard Malouda Anelka Kalou Source: Telegraph

They should be sacked for incompetence. Lucky for them they don't work for one of those Bond villains really...

If it was Rooney or Gerrard the press would call it a miscarriage of justice.

This video sums up how I felt from the equaliser to pens: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGki8 A bit long though.

It was a miracle that Gerrard didn't win three injury time pens...

Read my AVGN-esque rant. God knows what I'll write if we lose on pens in the CL...

Pens at the Chelsea end...Burnley go first...0-1, Cudicini guessed correctly. Lampard for Chelsea...1-1...keeper sent the wrong way. Marne for Burnley...1-2...almost saved too. Bridge for Chelsea...1-2...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! Eagles for Burnley...1-3....DOUBLE FUCK!!! Kalou for Chelsea...2-3..;.some hope... McDonald for Burnley...2-4...FUCK SQUARED!!! Ferreira for Chelsea...3-4...if they score, we're fucked up the arse big time. Elliot for Burnley...3-4...THANK FUCK!!! HE MISSED!! Malouda for Chelsea...4-4...sudden death... Duff for Burnley...4-5...Shit... Mikel for Chelsea...4-5...FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! FUCK CUBED!!! DOUBLE MOTHERFUCKING DOG FUCK TIMES TEN TO THE INFINITY!!! I'd rather have a threesome with King Koopa and Donkey Kong while shoving a goomba up my arse!! I'd rather drink diarrhoea vomited out of my own dick!! I'd rather have a Buffalo take a diarrhoea dump in my ear! FUCK BURNLEY!! FUCK PENALTIES!!! FUCK PENALTIES TO THE DAMN NATION OF MANKIND!!! Aaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, I'm a Nintendo Nerd fan.

JT not on the field...if he'd started we might have been off 30 mins earlier.

Penalties... :censored: :thumbsdown: Our only consolation is that we'll have more time to rest players if we lose...

Chelsea FK..missed.