Rubber bullets

He said something like that last year.

That means Hilarious will be in goal, although I do prefer Turnbull

It must be tempting for some people!

It could officially be a youth and/or reserve game, since the first team should be back by then/

Meh... They can enjoy using an injury prone under performing player.

You can't just play youth for the sake of it, its hard to fit all of your academy player into the first team as then your squad would be fill with 30-40 players and its natural to put the more experiance players on it. A team's acedmey usually only has about 5-10% of its players that become first team regulars while the rest get sold on so they can play regular first team football in whatever league. Also some players don't have any patience , look at Stoch. He wanted first team football every week and always on the starting line up, we could not do this and had to sell him because when his contract ran out he would refuse any new deals - so it was better to get some money off him.

Players that impressed me - Bertrand, Bruma, Matic, Essien and Sturridge (to an extent) Players that did not impress me - Di Santo and van Aanholt

Any links?

It's last chance saloon for Franc at Crystal Palace

Will this be available on p2p or streaming sites?

So basically 70% of the squad tomorrow will never have had played first team football, considering that none of the team that went to the world cup will be playing, some of the youngsters like Kakuta and Borini who have had 1st team experience will be away others like Zhirkov and Yossi are injured.

Legend!!!

Thank god for that, if he didn't I fear Capello would have called him back in to the team... although I wonder if Capello will beg him to come out of retirement during Euro 2012

ApparentlyEssien and Mikel will be fit for the first PL match against WBA

Oh no Ray Wilkins quoted a comparison of training methods with one the player's, absolutely disgusting

Neil Sullivan, was suppose to be second choice behind behind Carlo Cudicini during the 2003/2004 season but most will only remember Marco Ambrosio who was in goal when Cudicini was injured.

I like how Pepe Reina acts like he played any minute in the world cup.

I hope he never comes to the PL, he would be voted most arrogent player in the league

Its a bloody number of a back of the shirt, not the holy grail of Jesus juice

The days of Kenyon spending for marketing purposes are hopefully over.

Can we just please just get this over with and say if we are or are not signing him. This very long and bloated out transfer saga makes me want to shoot the Aguero and the Board of Directors.

What are they cheering him for, shooting someone like a ex-girlfriend or a policeman?

I would stick to what won us the double Ivanovic - Alex - Terry - A.Cole(Zhirkov)

What is it with us and Porto FC

One word - hypocrite. You complain that people attack you for 'no reason' yet you find it very easy to somehow post messages that are clearly their to try and agitate people without any reason to do so.