ZanSnake

Hopefully the forums slowness means that soon there will be an announcement that Cavani is signing for £40 million plus Torres Party time then!!

C'mon Chelsea! The media have already pissed on the hype, just release a statement to ease the growing erections tension!

Ah i give in! Keep him for fifteen years, and then clone him so we can have him for another fifty

In those five years we will rule the world under his reign, and then he will rule the world in the stage of nationals. Remember the difference in time of the national competitions. Euro then two years world cup then another two years and plus another world cup, can't be arsed to do the actual maths but it will take maybe a decade off him. Cannot see him not managing Portugal in the future though, seems to be his destiny after he becomes the best manager in the world.

Personally i think he would want to go into the national managing stage for a while, with Portugal and England at some point.

He has stated that he wants to retire at 65, so we could have him for five more years with ultimate success - potentially

Squad player, with another one year contract extension as a player-coach. Then from there go by his performances as both. Think he would be a brilliant tutor for the potential midfielders coming through the youth academy, his experience would be essential to their development, plus his personality just seems to fit that role.

Would be only good as squad depth, which might come in handy if another injury like Romeu might occur. Don't think we could entitle the role to Chalobah or Ake if the injury occurs around a series of a hectic schedule with some big teams. Rotation would be key, imo.

Depending on the strategy Mourinho enforces, with the whole Lukaku, Kevin and youth etc. adding depth as well as the kind of transfer that could happen. For me we should seek for a final in all competitions and a title challenge, raise the bar when the other contenders are down, as i say. If we decide to enforce the youth as depth, and a somewhat intelligent rotation between the competitions, with the talent at our disposal we could go all in for all competitions. I have always thought we have needed to win the League Cup in the last couple of years, hopefully the youth players and fringe players can step up to the task.

For those clinching at straws http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4947332/Jose-Mourinho-is-Chelseas-new-boss-and-thats-official.html

been posted a load of times mate. Guess your late for the party :dude: :woo:

Just watched the Mourinho documentary from ITV4. So want this to be announced today

I can see Torres + Cash happening, it would give them a replacement (albeit a inferior one) as well as money to add to the squad, but because i think it can happen. my brain instantly thinks that if Citeh are truly sniffing around him, they would be the prefer bidders. We have a somewhat hesitant stance when going in for players when we don't have a manager, so until Jose comes, i don't think this could be done, sealed and dealed. Maybe the annual saga of the summer window for us, Citeh and god knows how many other clubs vying for his signature? I think that could be the case.

lol i thought you said macarana when i first read it Might be a problem then, all those flaying arms in the air

Hahahaha Derby.

I think the club's delay in the announcement is too troll us

Just waiting for the news that would purge this thread past 500 pages. Oh Holy Hell will the interwebz freeze over

One step at a time, it seems.

Could be a clause when we signed Carlo to a contract thinking he will last till now

lol he smirk on his face, then ultra-serious time

any stream links?

nah, that would be WW5, after the delayed announcements, and Mourinho sneezing making people think he is going to Stoke - as they are a-choo-sing there manager also

Ha! Think Jose's delayed announcement as Chelsea manager will cause WW3

Meh, your either a half empty of vodka kind of guy or the half full of bleach kind of guy, guy i am the Empty kind

I don't think i would go crazy about it, might go 'Ah! Shit - it's so large!' -phrasing. And then i would probably look at something more interesting, like looking at a cat in a hammock and say 'Ha! Stupid cats doing human things like they're humans. But... they aren't... their cats!'.