Alan Partridge

If Arsenal play like this against Bayern, it could be a right laugh

Oh fuck off Arsenal

I ain't saying Sturridge is worse or as bad, he just wasn't what he is now. I actually think Torres does his best work from out wide , until he has to shoot. Unfortunately , nobody is going to pay torres's wages. We are stuck with him until his contracts ends. Blame the board, they paid out for him when he was in dire form

Sturridge wasn't great here either. Even the rare occasions when he played as a CF he was wank

Everton are falling apart 3-0

Lukaku injured don't look good

I heard he didn't want to be rushed back until he felt 100% recovered

Watching scum vs Everton . Fuck me, Michael Owen is the worst commentator ever! No personality and a horrible monotone voice

First of many big signings according to Moyes, if they miss out in top 4 they have to rely on cash. Funny to see after all the accusations of " buying the league " aimed at us and city, even though United splashed cash in the past.

Wonder how he will play without the likes of Oscar and Hazard to link up with

Idea for song ( It's shit but catchy ) Mo, Mo, Mo!. Mohamed Salah!, Mohamed Salah! This is the original song.

I wanted this match and I guessed ball numbers 13 and 14 in the draw, woo I'm psychic..

Good player, glad to have him. CR7 came to the Prem at a similar age and for a similar transfer fee, both full of potential....Just saying I think he will do well here, might take some time to adjust. He might turn out to be one of our best ever signings

Is this the dude who broke someone's leg?

Kezman!, Khalid Boulahrouz, Tiago, Sidwell

Meh, won't get excited just yet

Doesn't help that Martinez is making Moyes look utter shit, in one of the most competitive seasons too.

He hasn't scored in 9 or 10 games, I think. He will be a good 2nd choice. Rooney's injuries are a worry, probably the price he pays for being a fat cunt and not working hard enough on his fitness

lol what do you expect him to say? It's what the club and fans want to hear, doesn't mean he means it. United are a much bigger club the us anyway, not better though. Remember when J.Cole was kinda forced or misquoted saying about how great a club Liverpool are ?

He got £37 million for a player that sits on the bench. I didn't want him to go to United either but you can't force him to move abroad

Pretty much a guaranteed league title every season and CL qualification, would he leave all that to play for a manager who is unknown in Europe? Maybe they will offer him £300,000 a week too..

£300,000 a week! That is fucking mental, they must be desperate. It's like a FIFA contract No one deserves that amount in football but if anyone did it's the likes of CR7 and Messi I kinda hope he accepts the contract, I'll look forward to another plea to leave next season

Good luck with any of those Mata Edit : Not good luck, I don't wish that on United.

Kids don't think like that though

I do feel sorry for any lil kid who got a Mata shirt for Christmas