Special Juan

Good luck to him, still ranks alongside the baby snatch in Eastenders as the longest drawn out saga ever.

Might as well of nipped to Wembley on a sunny day since he was in London signing for us....

Imagine Jose arriving AND Cavani *feints*

I would.

I have Moet ready to toast his arrival back. I said before and I will say again.....I will drink and toast in the streets when dad comes home, I love this guy. CFC fans lets get ready for the home coming of dad.....

See ya interim one.

Bless them, enjoy it boys.

Dad is on his way.

I love you.

Watford choked, they never turned up.

The team are home

There was a meeting this morning where Buck and Gourlay dotted the I's and crossed the T's.......it's about done.

Welcome home Jose, see ya soon.

Tremendous footballer.

Carries more baggage than a plane. Plus he is 31....Not for me.

Monaco....Yawn.

And could nothing with the third.

this soap opera should appear on BBC iPlayer this week surely?

Hazard went up clubs, Falcao will go down.

Face a dog wouldn't lick.

The project is a lame excuse for ......'I am a greedy ambition-less fuck face'

Makes too much sense IMO.

I keep saying it but we need a player like this.

Stop believing everything you read.

I will pay for Torres's flight if he wants.