Special Juan

Well hellluuurrrrrr Barbara.......

I worry about Essien, simply because before he went out on loan his passing and all round game was so poor I could not see him being his old self. He's done OK at Madrid but for me he maybe taking the place of someone who could offer more than him. I would love to be proved wrong, and hope I am but I am not so sure about him anymore.

No, Cavani please.

I love how the press think they know exactly what Jose thinking, what a pack of inbreds.

In case he gets sacked I get Special Juan

This is quite amazing...read it people, read it.

Silly season...if all this is to go by we will have the tea lady and Cech left.

Lottery numbers for tomorrow please.

Harry Redknapp.

Last time I was excited as this I was watching red hot mums on SKY channel 918

cheers mate, very kind of you.

nono

Nah he's too young.....a little pussy

My cats better than Torres.

Lewandowski to Bayern and Dzeko to Dortmund IMO.

Cannot see City selling anyone to us.

What's with all the 'stupid' insults and 'LOOOOOOL' comments? Has it really come to all this? Seriously sort it out FFS.

Hazard, Mata, Oscar plus new signings and also players such as Lukaku, De Bruyne etc playing under Jose have me salivating for the season to start now. Massively exciting times ahead for this club, just hope and pray that now we have secured the CL trophy that Roman allows Jose to build and build and build this team/squad and steer us into a great direction. Jose Mourinhooooooooooooooooo

Hutcho closely followed by Only Place To Be.....

Can't De Bruyne just step in and save us cash?

Liverpool fan on TalkSport: "Why aren't Chelsea fans down at the ground celebrating the news?" Presenter: Maybe because they have jobs?"

Having Rafa here was like having both arms in cast and unable to knock one out, Jose comes back and it seems the casts are off....

Sent a letter to the Queen...today for bank holiday.

Ah right it's an agenda thing is it, so you have a pop at me and blame it on others? Sounds about right, move on mate, you are a good act but you are on too long.