Special Juan

Dries Mertens is close to joining Napoli as Cavani's replacement.

To say to Cavani's agent and ADL "Jose sent me, let's do this shit"

Sled meeting set for today in London between Napoli and Chelsea. On the agenda there would be Edinson Cavani, now an obsession of Mourinho, with the possibility for Chelsea to get closer to 62.8 million cash wondered De Laurentiis without technical counterparts. But it is only a delay of a few days. The meeting should be postponed to Thursday evening, Friday morning maximum: the powerful agent Jorge Mendes has been doing through to secure the new summit. Today, Chelsea is the club that has taken the most important steps in the direction Cavani From Alfredo Pedullà

This bloke was another case of a complete 'Yes' man, same as Hodgson......Tactically inept Pearce was shown up, as where the players. And as for the comment from Zaha.."We didn't expect to be up against such quality" Well that just baffles me and tells me how under-prepared we actually where. Disgraceful.

I am....

Easy start

Hull at Home.

SSN just said our first game is at home.

Derek Lambrini has resigned at Newcastle

Manchester Evening News.

Tatoos like that on a woman are massively unattractive.

Chris Cohen ‏@Chris_Cohen 3s Been inundated with tweets worrying about Cavani. All I can tell you, same as before, the deal is pretty much sorted according to my guy.

MEN is reporting that City have pulled out of the race for Cavani to focus fully on Isco.

Cross him off the list, not needed.

Villa at home I say.

Get ready for another twist today, I feel it.....I FEEL IT!!!

Right I am off to bed to give the wife the best ten seconds of her life....wish me luck. See ya tomorrow kids

I look forward to the wank fest when he is sold........

Jorge Mendes and ADL due in London tomorrow

No, said it before and will say it again. Bomb Mikel out and do not spunk 40 odd ME on this bloke.

Ya know how things swing each way on a daily basis....like he is going here, he is going there BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! The best one yet at Blue Moon is.....wait for it......Higuain>Cavani Pass me the tissues my eyes are fucking streaming with laughter.

I am truly convinced the board and Jose will bring us a top notch striker....have faith lads. Like when you were a kid throwing up in the toilet and your mum would tap you on the back and say "It's going to be alright'

She's too busy in the kitchen.

Both Sport Italia and Calcio Mercato (Italian Tabloids) are saying that Cavani is off to Chelsea. #CFC

I ran someone over when reversing in a Smart Car.....When the bloke asked me what I was doing I said he was in my blind spot