Special Juan

Welcome back home Jose.

I need some sauce.

It's time.

I just got excited.

Problem is people actually think transfers work the same as FIFA13, you click the button and BOOM!!

Do not want to have to settle for this bloke.

The day has arrived...cannot wait, welcome back Jose.

Send him, as quick as possible. Bring a proper striker.

Cavani>Lewandowski by a country mile....

Thanks Chairman.......anything else to add?

The best move this summer is Jose.....Facht.

Can't see me getting much done at work tomorrow.

Hasn't really put a foot wrong since joining and scored some goals too, and people still have a go. Fickle football fans at their best.

Well I hadn't read it, and wasn't prepared to ready every page as I don't have the time.

Edinson Cavani will be announced as a Chelsea player by Jose Mourinho on 10th June- Mourinho's first #CFC press conference. (Mediaset)

Napoli are looking to spend big money so by doing so Cavani must be more or less out the door.

Not a lot reading around, but that is until some clown on Twitter gets out of bed and puts some random crap on there.

Nappies are full over at Blue Moon.

No, Ron Gourlay is too busy eating Carvery with double Yorkshire Puds.

Not being funny pal but if you haven't seen a player then I cannot take your comments serious one jot. While you may like Hulk go and watch some games of Schurlle, not Youtube footage.

Why? Tell me what you have seen of Schurlle and what you think is the so called 15-20M price difference as to why we should go for Hulk over Schurlle.

Easy down, lets hope and pray.

We can do this.

Oh is this happening?

So am I if it happens.