Special Juan

That Indykalia on Twitter is not only tweeting about transfers but reckons he has sources close to the royal birth :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: I might tweet him and say fanny shots or it's all lies

@WayneRooney is sold on Mourinho & #CFC by a series of exchanges with Lampard and Cole and wants a transfer to Stamford Bridge (Times) #MUFC

I reckon Gourlay and Emanalo registrered here, read the comments on how smart a move for Mark would be and we went and got him....We need something adding to the header of TC......that reads "We brought you Schwarzer"

Assumption like most rags, cancer they are.

Not a chance in hell Rooney will go there, he either remains at United or he comes here.

Coleen is getting dogs abuse on twitter

Exactly what he said.

Rooney can be deployed deeper if needed so in a round about way he won't hinder Lukaku as much as everyone thinks.Think about it.

Got off here on holiday you sad piece of shit

I'm am certain united will cave in.

Only place to be

Glad we stayed away from this bloke.

It was a genuine question.

I might have a dabble at this, probably be crap at it

It was meant to be Lukaku but my phone went mental. Lukaku, Torres and Rooney

People would rather have Torres, Lukaku and Ba over Torres, Lukaku and Rooney? 's

Here come the serious Police.

Rob Beasley has been tweeting and says he will have big news regarding a certain well know striker later tonight. Obviously could mean anything but will be interesting to see what is said, and isn't he close to Jose?

On a flight does he get charged extra weight for his nose?

Rob Beasley just tweeted Josh is off out on loan.

The Mail at it again. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2370146/Arsenal-interested-Juan-Mata-Chelsea.html

I have no idea how much they will sell Rooney for, unlike you I don't have a crystal ball like you telling us we are going to finish 3rd or 4th etc if we don't sign someone quick sharp. Barring Rooney do you know who we are chasing? for definite, didn't think so. But you are quick to put down the club and board saying if we don't sign someone we are doomed.....Not the case, we have made clever buys and whilst they not be what you are craving for like 60M pound players they can add massively to us this season under Jose. You clearly have a different outlook to me on this, and are panicking already before a ball is kicked and before the window is even closed. Come back to me end of August and we will discuss this further.

No, I'm not an expert, but I am also not an impatient gullible mug who thinks deals should be done yesterday. You can only truly say a deal was done quick if you know the timescale of the first contact point, which I doubt anyone does without the manager saying so. Regards Cavani and Falcao the club obviously thought the price was too high and the risk too, with Rooney the price will be hugely different but a PL proven player. Not everything in life has to be 40-50M plus, and I know some on here think all our signings should be, you crack on. The lack of faith and impatience you are showing is typical of today's football faithful, everything has to be done yesterday at the biggest dollar possible. I know in your world the transfer window is closed and we will be relegated so good luck on that one.

How exactly are we dicking around? And please don't throw Jovetic and Negredo back at me because you have no time scale as to how long City had been in talks/pursuit of them. Deals, especially like this Rooney one are not like Football Manager, it's not a click of a button. This is a top class player from a rival team, a team that are not willing to sell, yet a player who is annoyed at recent events. We have only bid for him, we haven't even got down to the nitty gritty of negotiations yet and that's when it gets tough. There is well over a month for things to transpire and yet people are nearly throwing themselves off bridges and rocks because we haven't signed a striker.... Get in the real world, and be patient FFS.

Barcelona have said Fabregas is not for sale.