Special Juan

Ozil falls through. http://spursgifs.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/ozil-falls-through.html

United missing more targets than blind cross bow firer.

Someone PM when something Chelsea related happens, I'm switching to babestation for a bit.

I'd love a go on her.

Torres, Eto'o and Ba scares the shite out of my arse.

I think Natalie Sawyer is stroking his man pole while he speaks.

I can't believe this, Lukaku out and Ba to stay? Fucking madness if this happens.

We have this the wrong way round surely? Lukaku should be staying and Ba out.

It's Tina Turner at Carrington

Of course opinions differ and I respect yours mate.

That bit is exactly why we need strength in that position, and not be reduced to two.

Probably his first decent meal in weeks.

Making do is what Arsenal and Liverpool do. Not us. People need to think about this.

Making do isn't an option of a top class team playing for nigh on everything.

Not looking good for him here right now apparently.

What about potential injuries or suspensions, which do happen?

Moyes is scratching around like the bloke looking for out of date food in Asda.

Let's not go down this route again of "He can play there blah blah blah" We need players who are fit for a position we aren't Bristol Rovers, we need the maximum we can provide and putting people like Hazard or Schurrle into these positions weakens us elsewhere.

Eto'o is a blank canvas, complete and utter stab in the dark like most transfers. But we must not allow ourselves to think "Ah well Schurrle can fill a void" We need the right players for the right positions. Torres worries me still. Torres and Eto'o would just be worryingly thread bare, if the board haven't learnt they want shafting with a red hot scaffolding pole.

This club cannot and will not fall into the trap of having two strikers from this point on like last year, it would be just criminal, we must fetch someone in if two go out. End of.

More chance of me getting a tit wank off Kim Kardashian.

Hayley McQueen is the best thing that is happening right now......forget the transfers.

Not liking these Mata's strories one bit, worried.

Thought he was dead.

42.5M for Ozil....They used to be such a lovely run club too.