Special Juan

What's more laughable now is we actually seem a million miles away from signing Suarez yet seem more likely to sign Rooney, yet he claims we may end up with nobody.

Asda selling out of lager, signing Suarez and no sex.

Wasn't looking for a bite, I call a spade a spade.

Christ you have changed your attitude, reading that you are more bitter than Tetleys.

i will nutshell this the best I can for you.Both players are tremendous at what they do, so that's your myth blown straight out of the water even before Rooney or Suarez says a thing. Neither Rooney or Suarez are perfect human beings, who is? Suarez is a horrible human being, I've sat with my lad and tried to explain this blokes actions on a football field to him and words fail me, that says it all for me. Same goes for Rooney with his petulant kicking out and effing and blinding in front of a ref, but if we are splitting hairs and picking out what is right or wrong then Suarez is everything a footballer shouldn't be, regardless of his ability. Chelsea football club would be taking astronomical risks on Suarez if went for him, plain and simple. One is the character himself, the ticking time bomb, the Uruguayan who pops off home when the chips are down and is harder to seek than Bin Laden. Then there is the six game ban to contend with. Everyone says we need a top class forward, yes we do, but one without a six game ban to start with but also without an attitude of a skip rat. Then there is the fee, supposedly Liverpool wanting in excess of 50m......and then wages of upwards of 100k, and then once all that is said and done and the ban is up do we just hope and pray the bomb doesn't go off again, because he has history of consistently repeating offences like biting ears of players and having a nibble on some fuckers arm. The way he has handled Liverpool and the press over the last week alone tells you everything you need to know about this bloke, he's a cunt of the highest order and couldn't give a shit who stands in his way or who he upsets. This clubs been dragged through murky waters with JT and Ashley to name a few over recent years we would be well advised to stay well away from this skip rat and oxygen thief. Top player, but Suarez is more than that, he is a liability to both himself and the club he plays for.

Rooney won't feature for Frogs game tomorrow or Community Shield....He won't kick another ball for United IMO.

Slightly worrying that Ronaldo was allowed to run 20 yards un challenged and ghost in to score the header without being tracked by a single player.

What's this big problem then?

Moyes confirmed already that they will, for sure, sign players.

He won't feature in the CS you watch. He will be just sat clapping and cheering on Rio and pals tomorrow

Regardless of whether it us or any other club I think too many bridges have been burnt now, even without this so called training with the reserves if it's true. He will be gone now, United are trying their best to try and cover themselves in petals regarding this saga because from the off it's been the biggest PR disaster from them I can think of. He will be sold, United need players in before hand, but I believe he's gone, they just can't sell him without players arriving or there will be prawn sarnies all over the pitch at OT. They have fucked themselves sideways in all this and they will lose their best player.

Well if this is true then it's a telling day in this saga. Rooney won't have this and if his agent is there it tells me something is happening. Biggest kick in the teeth if Moyes has made him train with the reserves. This may tip him over the edge if it's true and TR pending me thinks.

Well they may later today, SKY are normally good with the old 'The news we brought you first' shite, so we will see.

Some outlets are now reporting this correct now too.

Rooney told to train with mufc reserves today, agent in attendance at training ground

He now wants an 'amicable' agreement to leave Anfield.....Oh Luis you bloody plonker.

I'll just go and start the 'Jose sacked' thread

Oh dear.

I have a feeling this lad will be one of those that becomes my 'De Bruyne to score at anytime' bets this season

No.

Possibly mate, just find with Rooney being so quiet makes it hard for the United faithful to judge him, because he really has said or done nothing for him to be targeted.

The silence from Rooney is deafening really. Totally different from what the whole Suarez saga has been, one vocal man that wants out and is basically sinking his own ship to Rooney who has said nothing. For me there is nothing left for Suarez to say, he'll go, with Rooney and the silence he could hand in a transfer request or come out any day and reveal his love for United. It's a very strange situation with Rooney.

Barcelona have bid 17M for Agger.

Of course he wont play, far too much speculation kicking off.