Special Juan

Making do isn't an option of a top class team playing for nigh on everything.

Not looking good for him here right now apparently.

What about potential injuries or suspensions, which do happen?

Moyes is scratching around like the bloke looking for out of date food in Asda.

Let's not go down this route again of "He can play there blah blah blah" We need players who are fit for a position we aren't Bristol Rovers, we need the maximum we can provide and putting people like Hazard or Schurrle into these positions weakens us elsewhere.

Eto'o is a blank canvas, complete and utter stab in the dark like most transfers. But we must not allow ourselves to think "Ah well Schurrle can fill a void" We need the right players for the right positions. Torres worries me still. Torres and Eto'o would just be worryingly thread bare, if the board haven't learnt they want shafting with a red hot scaffolding pole.

This club cannot and will not fall into the trap of having two strikers from this point on like last year, it would be just criminal, we must fetch someone in if two go out. End of.

More chance of me getting a tit wank off Kim Kardashian.

Hayley McQueen is the best thing that is happening right now......forget the transfers.

Not liking these Mata's strories one bit, worried.

Thought he was dead.

42.5M for Ozil....They used to be such a lovely run club too.

Jim White will be getting in his suit very soon. Just hope he's on air with either Hayley McQueen or Natalie Sawyer

We shouldn't selling Mata, period.

Bale kissing the Madrid shirt.....Dear god.

Desperation has finally kicked in if United pay that for him.

Fernando from Porto to Everton and allowing Fellaini to join United.

No, you got the last ticket.

Looking forward to watching all the drama unfold later and seeing all the chavs and idiots around the country surrounding the SSN reporters outside all the football grounds.

Shame but totally understandable. Done really well for us and hope he continues it but in a tongue in cheek sort of way. Good luck Victor.

In for Khedira?

Arsenal and United scratching around like fuck for signings......Love it!!

I can't believe how much is being made of these so called comments, he's here now so please get over it whether true or not.

Ozil takes selfy before heading off to England...

I think we have one more signing in us tomorrow.