Special Juan

But let's not rule things out just yet eh.

Lukaku.

For that alone Jose would of gave him huge credit.

That's the one.

Roman has tipped the contents of his wallet out.......£6.23p......we are doomed, best find a new team lads.

Here we go....The toss pot Adrian Durham on Talksport saying neither was a yellow on Flores and we are the most boring team in the league. This ladies and gentleman is media hate at it's very finest.

I've pre-booked his flight and paid for me it myself, he just has to tell me where too.

"Stevie, can you now start thinking about the PL Trophy" "No chance" Well what the fuck where you crying on the pitch for you nob end.

I'm not disagreeing with it but what would actually posses any team to see anything in Torres? Surely there would be some adviser actually saying to the person buying him.."Do you fucking actually know what you are doing, or buying"

That Chelsea tax.

Scored a few penalties and has been good at best. But this exactly why the media are toss pots, over playing everything and can't look at anything outside the Liverpool agenda.

Yeah it's all our fault, you know, how the media will perceive it.

But it will all be our fault.

He has been the ultimate professional so far at this club. Not moaning, and when called upon has battled, looked sharp and scored important goals. I don't have a bad word to say about him now.

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He'd miss the pond.

Exactly.

But if we came knocking it becomes a head turner. All depends on his ambition, or anyone's for that matter.

We'll beat them 8-0

Well he could be second if he showed better form than Eto'o. It's all hypothetical because you can ask that question to anyone who comes in, not just if it was Bony.

Another thing, when we play Liverpool do not, I repeat do not let Torres anywhere near the Liverpool game.

I said this a few weeks back. If we assume Torres, Lukaku and Ba leave he would be a great third choice alongside a top class striker, Eto' and himself.

Nout flash yesterday did his normal job well and stopped them from building momentum. Such a joy seeing him come back in the side after a CL tie.

I had a blazing row with a bloke in the pub yesterday afternoon. The minutes silence came on and this is how it went.... "Bit of order eh lads" Me "Err hang on who the fuck do you think you are like" "Minutes silence on here have a bit of respect" Me "If you want to be fucking silent you should of gone to fucking Anfield you fucking tit" "Bang out of order you" Me "Look daft cunt, I have no association with Liverpool and I'm in a public house and your telling me to be quiet" "Shut the fuck up" Me "See you outside after you have paid tribute to a club who you have no affiliation too" He never came out, so I went back in and told him exactly what he was.....he fucking shit himself.

I despise the bloke I really do. Not just for that but I cannot stand how he goes on in press conferences etc.