Special Juan

Another waste of wood we are carrying.

Imagine as classing Oscar as 'Too useful' if Conte has done his homework like he should of done over the last 3-4 season he will see Oscar is both not very good and not useful. We will not get any better whilst players like Oscar are around and allowed to just keep kicking tyres.

Ship that useless fucker Oscar out and get this guy. Technically superb, creative and scores goals.

I would of sacrificed profit to have a solid and first choice defender here now, yet we bought a stop gap and all we can be pleased about is profit.

Good luck at Sunderland next season

Yes I know AC had gone on loan. Oh wait stop the press a so called top notch manager not giving a talent a chance? Well I never, I mean JM of all people. The loan was a good move, but the problem being is once again this club put all it's fucking stupid eggs in the John Stones basket and we failed again because we went from Rolex to market watch. People talk about it this 'perfect time' I worry about what this club think is this perfect time when we buy players like this bloke and Baba Rahman. The outlook must change and quick sharp because the people steering this ship really have no fucking clue at all.

He hardly kicked a ball, I mean imagine if we had just seen passed him and allowed a chance for Christiensen eh? Your outlook maybe as dated as our scouts.

Whilst people are giving Emenalo a big fucking round of applause lets question the fact he brought bog standard shit players here in the first place. A total stop gap because we failed in our ambition to get better players, and this ladies and gents is what you end up with and doing. I said at the time our outlook had to be better than Djiliboji, pay the fucking money or you end up with wool and not cashmere.

I'm delighted that more shite has been moved on but fucking fuming that it got to this in the first place. It's like the kid who collects and hoards shit toys....Stop buying shite you fucking idiots.

Verbal shite spouting again. He couldn't contradict himself more if he tried.

How fucking Ironic from JM ‘I’m very pragmatic on this. The only thing that matters for me is what happens in my house not my neighbours. ‘I already heard two of my colleagues from other Premier League clubs and I have to confess I don’t like it. It’s not ethical. ‘When others do that nobody says anything I don’t speak about the others, they can do what they want.

Even better is if they get fucking shafted by Leicester on Sunday at Wembley....Mourinho's face

A goal for both Costa and Batman is needed please.

He has joined Bristol City on loan.

Regressed massively for me, cannot believe the down turn him. I think he's looked poor in pre season too. I'd take a punt on Sissoko at Newcastle.

Done some just don't have the time to do all right now.

too many cans.

0 goals from him and Costa so far. Like to see at least one of them on the score sheet v Wolfsburg, just for the confidence alone.

Maybe no official bid but they will be hard pushed to knock back the amounts that have been reported. One bid, big bid and it all goes off.

The Chelsea players are on their way home on the plane, N'Golo Kante has already set off running.

I think 4 will come in...CB, LB, CM and striker.

I have a feeling he will be loaned and we will see us try for a LB.

Talk of Benteke going to the other side of Stanley Park.

The Lukaku reaction doing the rounds

What I find fucking hilarious is reading around the Everton forums. Three days ago they claimed everyone in the media was speaking shite and didn't have a clue, now they are a wash with links to every paper and all of a sudden these journalists are very 'switched on' because they say the transfer will be blocked