Special Juan

1-0 Aubameyang...what a header that was.

This Dortmund side is a joy to watch. Full of young, energetic, technically gifted players with a desire to attack and also play great football. There isn't an old make shift midfielder in there, there isn't a player that looks technically poor out there for them, just pure energetic players with talent and desire. If we are going to follow a benchmark this should be it.

Creative and technical and I just think of the season Mahrez and Payet have had. Both of them could play as #10 for us and both would be miles and miles better than Oscar.

Even when he was fit there was too many up and down games. I really like his workrate but his touch, vision and decision making is more poor than I thought.

Like most he did nothing, and he's one of the players that I would replace for someone of much higher quality. It's his inconsistency that sticks out for me. One week he looks a real threat and the next he actually looks like a hen being chased around it's pen.

Newcastle in advanced talks to get the fat Spanish waiter. McLaren expected to be sacked in the coming hours. Going to be funny as fuck seeing them get relegated with him in charge.

Sure is.

Tibo Azpi Ivan Terry Rahman Cesc RLC Pato Willian Kenedy Traore

Two absolute belters tonight at 6pm and 8pm....Dortmund v Spurs and Liverpool v United Fancy two home wins if I am honest.

Go to Madrid and get one of James or Isco as the #10 Go to Wolfsburg and get Rodriguez Go to Everton and get Stones and Barkley Go to Atletico and get Griezmann Others to look at are Kante, Imbula, Payet and Mahrez

It's not about being a scapegoat at all. He's supposedly our best player, our last years player of the year and is contributing about as much as I am to the team. You are using Willian as a yard stick but that isn't wise in this situation. Willian has been magical all season, to a point that it doesn't surprise me if he has a quiet game, he's probably fucked after carrying a lot of average players including Hazard. People are 'popping up' mate because it's the Hazard thread, and he's been absolute mince all season.

I would be a damn sight more confident if Guus stuck around to advise the board of actually what is needed. I do not feel anyone behind the scenes at this club has a clue what the team needs. Guus is a clever guy for me, he knows his shit and I would love for him to hang around after his tenure and advise these muppets what's needed.

Pleased for the kid, did a good job and rolled his sleeves up unlike some. That reverse ball killed us in Paris and did last night, they targeted us with that and it work perfectly...... I want to see more of him now please.

My views have been aired on Hazard in his thread but some just say it's me shitting on him, when actually that's the only retort they have because secretly and behind the curtain they throw up it's the truth.

Massive upgrades needed on Mikel, Cahill, Oscar, Pedro, Matic and Rahman.

I was guilty of this too but I love it when players prove me wrong, I mean Hazard should be next but he looks dead and buried.

Another no show display last night and to add to that swapping shirts at HT...... Wandered around the field like a lost fucking farmer again. PSG called Costa a fraud, maybe this guy should of been the one featured in the Vine.

I'm not sure where you start with that last night. Slow start and it was all over from that point for me. I know we got one back but I never felt we had control over the game and they were cruising in second gear with four gears to go. The difference in quality between us and them is monumental, and not just that but the ball retention and how clinical they are is sublime. The rebuilding need to begin by signing JT for another year and we need one of the biggest clear outs known to man, and I mean a mass clear out. If it means spending 200M then so be it, get rid of average players because these average players will not achieve our goals in the future. I think missing out on CL football next season will be, or should be, the wake up call needed for the board to realise that something needs doing. They failed us last summer and this summer it needs sorting. We need to keep players like Willian, Zouma, Tibo, Azpilicueta and Costa and purchase massive upgrades on the likes of Mikel, Baba Rahman, Pedro, Matic and Oscar. This club now have a massive task ahead of them, it's a very sorry state of affairs what we have become.

The amount of chances Roma missed was incredible, always going to happen that Madrid would eventually make them pay. Salah gave Marcelo an absolute torrid time last night, roasted him nigh on every time he had the ball. Madrid really are not all that, and as for Bale....complete ghost performance from him.

Let's have the Bridge booming, let's get at these bastards from the off, I would love to fucking beat this lot and give them the fingers come FT. Up the Blues.

It's tomorrow mate.

That's their level to stoop to that, I don't expect anymore from them.

Superb striker, still one of the best around for me but difficult living in the shadow of Zlatan.

People say our season has been and it has, very bad, but not too far behind is United purely based on what the shelled out last summer.

I think it says more about Oscar and where he is at by using his name as a squad player for those competitions. I see all these fancy boot advert and videos he does on Facebook and Instagram and actually cringe because the boot is actually better than him. I think he is massively average and can't think what he offers this side, the side that should have an outstanding number 10 but we actually have a very poor one. He still has value and we need cash in on him right this summer whilst some teams actually think he's decent.