Special Juan

Gone to Burnley on loan.

It will definitely go through if it was a betting scam

Imagine if we had actually persevered with Filipe Luis but nah another fucking player that Mourinho binned off.

So is this another 'fire as many bullets and hopefully hit one' transfers?

SSN Breaking: We are in advanced talks to sign him

Watched it live in Spain, what a tremendous performance from the first whistle to the last. The pressure, the work rate and the joy at seeing some sublime goals with lighting quick pace was a joy. Hazard is back it, just wonderful to see, he's smiling, he's confident and like this plus the confidence of the rest of the team we may just fuck the media off and spoil the United and City wank fest. Kante was fabulous, just the complete water carrier and did everything he did last season. Cahill and Terry need mass protection, they must fucking love seeing him in front of them.

I've been away a week and miles away from internet use and come back to read this has been on and off like a prostitutes thong.

Fuck me, if we aren't in lucky lucky man mode and trying to knock down prices we are trying to loan players like this?

In two games we have shown incredible heart and fight, this is why I love Chelsea and this is the Chelsea I recognise. Conte is instilling this, it's like me, or you guys on the sidelines. Enjoy.

Fully agree mate.

Chelsea have bid 540M plus the wealth of Roman Abramovich and Bill Gates.....Napoli have rejected this

Fit as fuck, energetic and passionate. Class this lad.

That ball alone is priceless in the transfer market.

No Willian.

Someone had to make way for Jose's new superstar....It was a new signing

Fuck off United, Fuck off Pogba and fuck off Jose. Up The Fucking Chelsea.

Koulibaly, James Rodriguez and RR would be a superb window for us, on the back of Batsuayi and Kante.

I will get my pilot to stop there, get the deal done and then onto my holiday villa.

I'm off to Spain on Sunday, leave this deal to me.

No injuries reported.

Conte confirms we will sign some players and the club and him are talking all the time.

"We will sign some players" "It's difficult but me and the club are talking about how to improve the team" Conte

He's a cock.

Hopefully there is truth to it and we can finally get this deal done.