Special Juan

That word 'Snag' should feature on our club crest.

Need a striker too Antonio, like quickly.

Another square peg in a round hole like putting Oscar out wide and 'False 9' shite.

2 strikers now

Enjoying reading your posts on this one @Chelsea Legend 11 I haven't watched anywhere near enough of him to comment so I am very blank on this player.

Left with two strikers then, far too light now in that department.

People on Twitter are so fucking blank it's unreal, saying because he is apparently with Columbia nothing will happen. There are things such as fax machines, scanned emails and other shit now that can have a transfer done in minutes. I'm not saying James will sign but lets not forget Fabregas signed whilst away with Spain in Brazil.

If Cuadrado and Remy leave we are going to be quite thin on the ground, there has to be some activity.

Chelsea are extremely keen to add James Rodriguez to their squad, either as a new signing or on loan. (MARCA) #CFC #RMCF

Gone to Burnley on loan.

It will definitely go through if it was a betting scam

Imagine if we had actually persevered with Filipe Luis but nah another fucking player that Mourinho binned off.

So is this another 'fire as many bullets and hopefully hit one' transfers?

SSN Breaking: We are in advanced talks to sign him

Watched it live in Spain, what a tremendous performance from the first whistle to the last. The pressure, the work rate and the joy at seeing some sublime goals with lighting quick pace was a joy. Hazard is back it, just wonderful to see, he's smiling, he's confident and like this plus the confidence of the rest of the team we may just fuck the media off and spoil the United and City wank fest. Kante was fabulous, just the complete water carrier and did everything he did last season. Cahill and Terry need mass protection, they must fucking love seeing him in front of them.

I've been away a week and miles away from internet use and come back to read this has been on and off like a prostitutes thong.

Fuck me, if we aren't in lucky lucky man mode and trying to knock down prices we are trying to loan players like this?

In two games we have shown incredible heart and fight, this is why I love Chelsea and this is the Chelsea I recognise. Conte is instilling this, it's like me, or you guys on the sidelines. Enjoy.

Fully agree mate.

Chelsea have bid 540M plus the wealth of Roman Abramovich and Bill Gates.....Napoli have rejected this

Fit as fuck, energetic and passionate. Class this lad.

That ball alone is priceless in the transfer market.

No Willian.

Someone had to make way for Jose's new superstar....It was a new signing

Fuck off United, Fuck off Pogba and fuck off Jose. Up The Fucking Chelsea.