Special Juan

Silly season at it's finest. I would normally be very dismissive of such shit rumors but with our track record of late you could see it happening with every one.

Zlatan and Stones according to the media will be his first two signings.

Buy Mahrez and be done with it....Keep one of Pedro/Cuadrado and be done with it.

Never heard of him... assume he's another one for loan/stop gap.... Vitesse/Boro will be fine for him. Can we actually make in roads to purchasing top quality players first before we start buying stop gaps and fringe players FFS

I really do not know what to think anymore.

Kalas has been sent back to us from Boro.

24 minutes worth of coverage on United and JM last night on SSN It's no good for me when all I tune in for is to look at the size of tits on the female presenter and something to store in the wank bank.

Needs to come in with an immediate direction, both in playing style and players to be identified. The Euros being on is doing my fucking head in, as I can see him leaving a shopping list with the likes of Emenalo and saying "I want these" only to rock up at Cobham to find he wanted Steak and Chips and got toast. I hope everyone has sat down, discussed a direction, identified players and a philosophy has been stuck too in terms of who exactly is coming and going from this football club. This for me is the biggest summer ever for this football club after what we have just witnessed, not just in terms of incoming and outgoings but exactly how we dust ourselves down and the manner we do it in. I've said it before, Antonio Conte has a devils job ahead of him.

Imagine his first signing is Zlatan like is being reported, what the fuck does that say for Rashford? Him signing Zlatan will be exactly the bookmark I expect of Mourinho at a new starting point of a club.

It wasn't long ago the United fans sang "Fuck off Mourinho"....Now they are embracing him. But that's football fans, fickle.... Let's shove up him and United, hate the cunts.

I always skip pre-match shite, I put it on as every game kicks off.....I tend not to see all the cocked up shit mate.

Who's Tinie Tempah?

The last bit will happen for definite....not sure on the others.

We can't even introduce our own, never mind buy from a team and promote that way.

He's gone, far too much water under the bridge and media outlets reporting this. JM will be confirmed sooner rather than later.

We've been there and done that, I don't want him back. He did well here, he's moved on and we should be looking at players like a Mahrez instead of Mata.

What makes me laugh is that he is their most successful manager in two years and has been sacked after winning the FA Cup

As expected LvG has been sacked.

Looking like it will pan out with JM as I thought.....200M kitty, first signing Zlatan and then as I expect....Mata sold, Lingard and Rashford forced to the back the line and Martial to LB.

If we are going to raid Leicester we must go for Mahrez too.

Summed up what the FA Cup has become really.

The names mentioned I like a lot....the likes of Morata, Lukaku and Huguain etc but I would love us to really be bold and push for Aubameyang, that lad is some player.

I'd have Sissoko here but as a bench option at best.

If we are looking at players like Jack Colback we deserve to be fucking relegated.

The worrying thing is....I think LvG has them playing better football than JM will