Special Juan

BREAKING: Harry Kane has been spotted licking the transfer window.

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Welcome home.

A fucking 3 year loan? I mean come on what is the point, just buy him FFS because it's clear we don't want him.

Chelsea FC ‏@ChelseaFC 38s38 seconds ago More news to come... #DeadlineDay

After Luiz I just wonder if we have one more signing/big loan in us before the deadline.

He isn't the greatest CB around but was the greatest CB around available? Was the next alternative miles better than David Luiz? I'm sorry but we are literally hours away from deadline, this time yesterday we were apparently fire bullets into the sky and now this. I'm pleased about this because no matter what age you are still learning, Conte will coach him and improve him. Lets get behind him.

And next seasons captain/vice you watch.

Imagine the fucking frenzy Conte will whip him into 5 minutes before walking out against Spurs at The Bridge......

I think he is coming back a much, much better player. Let Conte work with him and lets support him like before. He will fight until the death for the club because he's a proud man, loves Chelsea as we all do.

Mohamed Bouhafsi ‏@mohamedbouhafsi 4m4 minutes ago PSG and Chelsea have agreed a deal worth €40m + bonuses for David Luiz. Player is on his way to London. To undergo a médical tonight

PSG's David Luiz is reportedly on the Eurostar to London ahead of signing for Chelsea. #CFC

Fucking hell it's happening.

Wilshere has just fell out of the transfer window and is out for 3 months.

Need to see him boarding a private jet live or it ain't no deadline day

I'm leaving work, going to buy some beer and sitting tight tonight, this is going to be fucking mental

Spurs are chasing Morgan Schneirdelin after attempts to get Sissoko fell short.

Luiz, Alonso and Sissoko and me being a greedy bastard a striker

Apparently negotiations with PSG for Luiz are 'Going Forward'

Powerful, strong and chips in with goals. We lack depth and this would not be the worst signing ever I am telling you.

Sissoko has been given authority to leave the French camp and get a deal done today, Chelsea now stepped in and want the player.

30M is the new 15M.

I'd be delighted with this, it's all about squad depth and right now very much needed.

REPORT : Chelsea are in talk with Moussa Sissoko via L'Equipe. Player and agent in London. Battle with #THFC. #CFC #DeadlineDay

Rumors are that Cesc could be going out loan, now that would be fucking madness unless we bring in James Rodriugez.