Special Juan

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I've just hired a skip to clear my back yard, looking forward to getting home to fill it....#fuckdeadlinedayshite

The boards job is to deliver the targets the manager wants, so far they haven't, they have let the manager down and the whole football club will pay for it in results and failed campaigns.

Llorente is at Spurs having a medical and we are reacting now Fuck off man.

Reports now saying Llorente to Spurs is all done.

Aurier to Spurs is done.

Looking like Drinkwater and that's it....window closed.

Spurs ramping up their interest in Barkley now....Like I said earlier, could be a great day for them....Aurier, Barkley and Llorente.

The biggest surprise for me would be if we do sign someone.

Said that the other day, they need a striker and a lot would depend on what happens with Llorenete me thinks.

Just been told that Leicester want Ben Gibson from Boro, Boro want 30M for Gibson, Demi Gray is off to Bournemouth for 30M.....Big day for Leicester

Reports saying we are in talks for Mahrez.

They are struggling to negotiate outgoings as well as incomings....Can't even flog Costa right now

Wouldn't surprise me as things stand if he did, he's been brilliant at this club and deserves every bit of backing possible, but no, this fucking inept board drag their fucking heels and piss around and will eventually drive this bloke out. Actually, I think that's what they want, what an ideal way it would be for them.....Fucking fuming about this whole pathetic situation.

This is nothing short of truly tragic stuff at this moment. It's the final day, hours to go, we are missing out on back up striker to a rival, we haven't strengthened in the wing back areas and all of our targets are fucking off elsewhere. Fucking fuming.

Like a fucking soap opera.

Our transfer window starts in January, we love falling short after a good season and then panicking like fuck in January.

Spurs could also get another from under us....Ross Barkley. Could be a great day for Spurs....Aurier, Barkley, Llorente and Mahrez.

Marina is probably on holiday sat by a pool in Mexico sipping a Mojito and reading Jose's book.

Yep, I think Spurs and their lack of spending will hit Leicester hard for Mahrez and get him.

Strap yourselves in, it might only be Drinkwater today.

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We can't do anymore than bid, have it accepted and then he wants to go elsewhere. Club have done all they can to get him, I'm fine with that, what I'm not fine with how close to the close of the window we are and it took this fucking long to bid. If we have a plan B we need to fucking hurry up.

I think he will be a really good addition, the type of addition that just plays himself into the side through sheer hard graft and grind. Tackles hard, works hard and won't be put off my big names around him.

The Arsenal merchandise store was broken into overnight last night, apparently the thieves brought 3,000 shirts back.