Special Juan

Adding Mahrez too very shortly.

Yep, sounds like it's more or less done.

This has classic CFC written all over it.

I'm as passionate as they come, but I'm also so very grounded. Matchday is where I show my true colours whether it be in the ground or watching the TV, but transfers and managerial merry go round is something over the years I have actually just rolled with.

Conte had every right to be pissed but he spoke too publicly about it far too often.

TBH that's half the fucking journalists on Twitter too.

I'm more chilled than a pint of lager.

Panicking? I panic over paying my bills and what life throws at me next, not a football manager signing for my club, mate. #lifeperspective

Oh and also that ADL is a cunt.

That's the gamble you take and by the looks of things the board are doing that.

Which means the club are waiting for it to expire no?

Matter of time to welcome Sarri.

Sad times

Fabulous player, will get much, much better too. Fucking tragic if he goes to those wankers.

Liverpool not hanging about, Fabinho and Keita are two very impressive signings, their starting 11 already looking quite something. A keeper and a partner for VvD and they are set.

This lad is in the next bracket of talent and should not be missed out on. Pedro and Willian will leave, we need to get this guy and get the deal for him done ASAP. But this is CFC and we will either miss out on him due to price or not go for him at all.

We are too busy hauling over 1k for Sarri to worry about shit like signings.

Very very good player this lad, if we can somehow prise him away it would superb.

Jokanovic is a silly and lazy term now, he got Fulham up yesterday. Sarri will be our coach by the end of next week.

Knock the fucking arrogance out of the scouse bastards.

Hopefully we swap the Brylcreem boy with Icardi.

It's too perfect to offer Morata for Icardi, get the fucking thing done.

Probably haggling over £1,000 knowing us.

Bakayoko cannot get worse, the worrying thing is he can remain the same.