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I'll say it again, Mourinho investing in Oscar was one of his biggest fuck ups at Chelsea. He sold Mata and KDB in the same fucking window because Oscar 'was his guy' - he immediately repaid him by saving himself for the World Cup. Says it all. He needs to go to Juve in the summer.

As much as I would love him here, he is doing fantastically well at Montreal scoring a goal a game. I think it would be a bit selfish of us to ask him to give that up when he clearly thinks his playing career is not over just yet. He should come whenever he wants, not just because we are in desperate need of someone like him now.

Could give a fuck if he went to United. He will do more damage than good in the end.

Seems like some people like to completely disregard Juan's current situation. Nevermind the fact that he started scoring every 2 games as soon as he went to United under Moyes. However, then started to play shit under a manager that plays shit football while playing him on the wing...hmmm, sounds familiar. I would take Juan back with open arms. Juan and Hazard were a joy to watch together and now Hazard has improved even more. Not to mention he would now have the luxury of Matic in behind him and Costa in front of him, something he's never had. He's certainly better than the sack of crap that is Fabregas - who can't pass, can't score, can't defend, can't deliver a set piece. Useless. Mata was generally involved in a lot of our team's goals either through scoring them himself or assisting...and I don't believe that bullshit argument about him needing 'the team built around him to be good'. We needed to go through Mata then because he was our best player, our goalscorer, our best chance of winning a match - this is natural for any team. Just compare the 2013 team to now and you'll see exactly what I mean. Besides, haven't we been doing the exact same thing with Hazard since he left?

Ignore the fact that Juan started scoring every 2 games as soon as he went to United under Moyes and then started to play shit under a manager that plays shit football while playing him on the wing...hmmm, sounds familiar.

For fuck sake...'rats'? Really? Based on what? Speculative DailyMail shite?

For fuck sake, what is the point in booing your own fucking players?!?!? How does that help? Especially if you follow it up by singing the name of a man who is no longer here!

Delighted. At the same time though you would worry about player power returning, but then again you look at some of the things they are doing now on the pitch. When is the last time you saw Matic up the pitch like that supporting play? Nice little ball into Willian from him. Would it happen under Mourinho? I'm 100% certain it wouldn't.

Ironic if true.

Pity he couldn't be so motivated towards actually managing some players who have individual needs (e.g. KDB) instead of fielding the same players over and over just because he believes them to have the right 'mentality', whatever that means. That abstract 'mentality' means nothing and this season has proved that. If this is the same 11 that he believed were mentally strong, why are we in with relegation fodder? If he goes to United and becomes even more motivated, then the only thing it proves is that he had to go. It was put perfectly when he was compared to a 'hitman' - gets you the trophy you want and then that's about it. No long-term motivation or plan, just in bursts of 2-3 years. As much as I love him, he will always need something new to motivate himself and that's the problem.

Exactly. What pains me most is the amount of times entire seasons have been written off since 09/10 because we were 'in transition'. Now it appears that Mourinho has pissed away all of that previous work by selling our future (Mata, KDB, Lukaku etc.), bringing in garbage (Falcao, Cuadrado) and, most importantly, investing time with the wrong players (Ivanovic, Fabregas, Oscar and soon Costa). Now we are left with players who have a terrible mentality because Mourinho made them undroppable last season, despite performances, as well by basically selling all of their competing team mates. He fucked all of the previous work away for a solitary league title. Like it or not, we are now back 'in transition' due to what has been done to this squad since his arrival. To top it all of, we don't even have any sort of identifiable playing style after all this time! It's quite disgraceful when you think about it. I think he is gone in the summer regardless, so I think he should not be able to touch the squad with a barge pole until he is gone. Emenalo also needs to be sacked.

It annoys me even more to think that if Mourinho gets sacked, I am 1000% sure he would still moan about not getting 'enough time' at the club...yeah, enough time to relegate us.

At least Vardy and Marez are in my fantasy team...fuck sake.

IVANOVIC HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHA

Fuck you Ivanovic you stupid sack of shite.

Vardy and Clattenburg wankers. How incompetent can you get?? Great, now he's fucking INJURED??

They all stand off him because they know how shit he is and he still manages to hit a Leicester player. Unbelieveable at times.

He did something last night that I haven't really seen since Cech in his prime...not only did he make a great save (curled shot going in the top corner) but he caught the thing as well. Made it look like nothing. He knew exactly what was going to happen. The best in the world for me. Never once have I rated Neuer, not once. He gets the plaudits for his kamikaze style (which he can often be punished for, see him Vs. Dejan Stankovic) because he has nothing to do in the Bundesliga. Tends to get found out in the CL once put under pressure. Would you see Tibo make those types of mistakes he has made? I'm not talking about coming for a punch and not getting enough on it (which is what happened the other night), I'm talking getting suck in no man's land and looking like an absolute fool. Would you fuck. Remember our CL final? He had fuck all to do until the 90th minute and it went it at his near post (even though he got a hand to it) - while Cech save a barrage for 120mins including a penalty - those are the real moments that separate the greats. Look at him against Arsenal this year for Christ sake. Muck. You could count Courtois mistakes last season on one hand, but Neuer? Ha, don't make me laugh. There is a reason for the amount of compilation videos of his fails.

I know...like a turd that won't flush.

Sorry to get back to the negativity, but the sight of Mikel getting ready to come on just pisses me off. The amount of quality attacking players who have been culled by Mourinho, but Mikel still manages to survive...the warning lights were flashing long ago tbh.

Excellent! Why can't Costa always play like this? And isn't it amazing what you can do without useless Fabregas giving it away every time he gets it?

I think until United get a really strong/stable manager again, they will always have the ability to brain fart themselves out of the CL.

Ahem...you were saying? Never underestimate the ineptitude of LVG!

Exactly. As I said a few weeks ago, it's like their is a dirty black cloud above Stamford Bridge and it's name is José Mourinho. All of his negative (and sometimes disgraceful) antics, as well as his general moodiness, has come home to roost and it has infected the entire club. I don't see this mood leaving as long as he is here.

Do you guys think he stands off crosses because that's what every other team does for him? Maybe he thinks it's OK? Seriously, the amount of space Bournemouth gave him was ridiclous. They avoided him like the plague whenever he had the ball because they knew he would fucking waste it...they were right. José is very 'special' indeed if he plays him against Porto - it'll be like begging for the sack.