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King Emily does not speak balls.

Rafa is still the manager. Bit OT but why did we play so many games this season compared to other seasons? 2 cup replays, 2 games at CWC, 1 super cup, 1 community shield..Take those away and it'll be a 63 game season, which sounds reasonable for a standard season since we compete in 38 games in the epl, league cup, fa cup and champions league..

Can't wait till he leaves.

Gomez? I'd rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even gay

Of course I'm not because I don't want to It's like telling a golf player you're never going to be a professional bodybuilder

he did

@Choulo19 - Lettuce beef cereal, Vidal is the best box to box midfielder in the world

I read that 4 times and I've still got no idea what you're rambling on about.

Why are people so obsessed with the yoof? We shouldn't play the yoof just for the sake of it. We've left go some decent players over the years (stoch, matic) but players like piazon, ake and josh are never going to make it here and I'm not going to shed a tear.

When are our players going to rest? England play Brazil on June 2nd, then Mata, Oscar and Luiz who have all played a billion games lately have got the confederations cup. wtf

I know you were joking, I just love posting that gif.

Because Vinegar said that top 4 is a trophy, and I read a post on an arse forum saying that finishing above spurs is like a trophy aswell, so I guess they're celebrating because they've won 2 trophies.

A flop for one of the best midfielders in the world?

This. It would be embarrassing as fuck and very small time, we're not Arsenal.

Sturridge is a greedy fucker and is someone that can disrupt the dressing room. I remember always raging when he played for us as he would infuriate me with his decision making and row z shots, I'm glad he is gone to scumpool.

What this guy is still doing at Chelsea is a big mystery.

#illuminati

Such is life with the Chelsea board.

This. I want Jose to come back and I love a bit of drama, but no poking people in the eyes please lol.

This guy is a beast. Wouldhaveabeerwith/10

Lettuce beef cereal, Shaw > Bertrand any day of the week.

Cech retires. Curtis comes back. Cech becomes Chelsea's goalkeeping coach.

How are Chelsea fans 'immature fanboys' if they're showing their desire to bring back a Chelsea legend back to Chelsea?

Shogun pls.