Aesthetic Relic

I wish I had hair

Excellent.....I borrowed it and slightly altered the ending for another forum

Theres big connections between Chelsea and Rangers, so I'm not surprised you get a few dodgy reactions. Surely you could find another more appropriate pub to watch in

I could have some fun with other pictures in the mugshots......this could turn out to be a good time killer. Who's next for the photoshop treatment

Big Gus is doing a grand job....cant really argue with that.

Kind of stating the obvious...... Anyone know what way the draw pans out for the CL. Is it winners of Group A v Runner up in Group B or a random draw? I'd love us to get drawn against Inter

I sense you cringed as you posted that

Hope you've a great night Biru.....I cant wait to get back over again.

Nice photos Biru. In the second one......Is that Peter Kenyon in the background And in your pic with DD, you should have stuck your two fingers up behind his head

I was thinking that when watching on MOTD....it was shown in slow motion and you could see Kalou egging the ball on as it drifted through the air to land perfect for Lampard.

You've lost me on this one..... Try DNA (National Dyslexic Association)

I dunno what to do with this Manure v Septic match. I hate both clubs with a passion

LINK.......

Yes

Should have went down this route..... PETER KENYONS MALAYSIAN SOCCER IDOL AND POSSIBLY CELEBRITY GIANFRANCO ZOLA SOCCERSTAR SUPERSTAR STRICLTY ON GRASS

Surely you could get a copy online from Amazon and places like that ?

Super Soccer Star ? Its a bit cheesy isnt it.....you'd have thought they could have come up with a better name for it than that.

Goldstein did apologise along with the show itself....still think the fucker should be hung out to dry :thumbsup:

But didnt Keane say that he intended to do Haaland damage? DD has said he wished he had thumped Vidic....not quite the same.

You never know....some of them might be blessed with a woo woo

Yeah...I was in stitches when I read that bit ......"woo woo "

How to Shower Like a Woman Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. ( I am currently trying to find where I can purchase this) Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like a Man Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Wee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time. Admire willy size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake Willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE ITS TRUE!!!

I take it you're refering to his presence on the show as being a reason to apologise ?