Parky

Time to move on guys. This is his dream come true as he has always admired Man Utd. He sees himself as the true successor to Alex Ferguson. Even more reason to smash them next season. Fuck Man Utd forever and ever. José Mourinho: 'I am one of you now' "There is a Mystique and a romance about Untied which no other club can match."

Hope he comes in for Oscar his ideal perfect #10

Easy just sell his name rights to ManU for £100m

Even though I dish out the shit at Jose I still stand by my prediction that he will win silverware at Man Utd that's a given. But ultimately he will self destruct and fade out, turning important members at the club against him, creating a toxic atmosphere like he did at Real Madrid and our club. In regards to our team I believe if Conte can get a couple of quality signings and bring out the great potential of our promising youngsters than we can quietly challenge for the title. Should be a fanatic season ahead and one of the most important summer transfer windows for all the top clubs.

I like exchanging differing views and ideas but not personal attacks. Anyway moving forwards. Good day mate!

What like when Jose called Eva Carneiro 'Filha da Puta''? Mate your arguments are both hypocritical and contradictory. You seem to like personal attacks now calling me a keyboard warrior lol. Remember who started the personal attacks first mate! Now have a good day and I will ignore you and your trolling from now on. KTBFFH!

I guess you're one of the fans that still worship the 'Special one' along with his antagonistic behavior. Don't get me wrong I appreciate the league title he won for us but not for dividing our squad and leaving us 1 point above relegation almost half way through the season. Don't you remember his comments about 'betrayal' and now look at who he's going to manage. I probably hurt your feelings calling out Jose for what he really is going by your nasty personal attack at me. You probably will to be one of the secret 'Jose' fans hoping he succeeds at Man Utd following all his hype and hysteria his ego loves so much. Yea you probably will be along with some other members here that I will not name.

You know what i'm glad he's going to Man Utd because it proves he is definitely not 'One of us' and that statement was to fool our fans to believing it was the return of the prodigal son. His failed return proved he was still the same egotistical and arrogant fool still obsessed with his ancient negative tactical approach forcing our team to play with fear rather than belief even when the team objected towards the end. Jose yet again proves he only really cares about himself and his huge ego. He does not give a fuck about loyalty or respect and I feel he will secretly be obsessed with damaging our club to massage his ego. But i'm quietly confident Conte and our team will surprise many next season. Jose and Man Utd will be under huge scrutiny and he will try play his mental games early to take shots at Pep, Wenger and Conte but his time in the elite crop of managers is fading fast into the MLS.

With Man Utd's large financial power Jose will no doubt be allowed to spend big. He has had a lot of time to analyze their squad and would know exactly what he needs to challenge for the title. He will probably win the league in his second year and get to the Champions league final in the 3rd. But he will run out of ideas not long after that with the fans and hierarchy getting annoyed at his negative tactical approach. He will be sacked by the 4th season in charge only having won one league title and a league cup. He is than going to become the next Capello taking charge of his national Portuguese team and diming out into the abyss managing a MLS or Chinese side.

Nike to score big with £600m Chelsea kit deal 'The US sportswear group outpaced competition from Under Armour, its fast growing but much smaller rival, after intense negotiations with Chelsea, according to a person directly involved in the talks.' 'The £600m deal, which is set to run for at least a decade, underscores the value Premier League clubs present to global brands, especially those with a growing commercial interest in Asia, even if jersey sales do not necessarily offset the size of the big deals. It also marks a change in the way that brands are using their endorsement money in mega deals, favouring teams over individuals, said Matt Powell, sports industry analyst at NPD, the research group.' http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/86f7555e-1ce7-11e6-a7bc-ee846770ec15.html#axzz495nhb5ds

But Oscar is Brazil's #10 wonderkid!

I'll have what you're having thanks..lol

"Having already announced their intention to terminate their kit sponsorship with adidas six years early, Chelsea have agreed a £60 million/year (approximately $87 million) contract with Nike, doubling their previous agreement with adidas." http://www.foxsports.com.au/football/premier-league/chelsea-reportedly-sign-87-millionayear-kit-deal-with-nike/news-story/5320217e2c09d195b7299ffd13d6e387

JT may not be at the same level physically but his mentality and leadership qualities are a huge asset to our club. Feeling very happy he's staying another year!

I have some UA gear I purchased while in the States and the quality is probably on par or even slightly better than Nike/Adidas tbh. Would be cool to see us as UA's top football side.

Oscar must be sold. I have never known such an overrated player that only should be playing in a Championship side. Not keen on Cuadrado either. He had a decent season in Italy but I don't see any real qualities in him except his pace. Please don't get me started on Ivanovic. He alone is enough for me to stop watching our games due to excessive stress. I rather play see Conte play youth and invest in 3-6 quality players.

How much do we have to payout Adidas now that we have voided the contract? I feel Under Armour may be the path we will go as Chelsea have a large fan base in North America.

I hate the scousers but objectively I feel we will lose 2-1 today. They have some good home form and our starting 11 will be poor. No Costa or JT and Guus will continue to play Ivanovic with a Mikel/Matic midfield. Never betted against us but today I went for a Home win with BTTS.

Would probably suit a circus or rave party..

I don't like it. Looks a little crass and lacks the class a club like ours deserves.

The meltdown at thefightingcock is hilarious. http://www.thefightingcock.co.uk/forum/threads/the-mighty-spurs-vs-chavs-fc-away-2nd-may-16.17708/ "Chelsea players were demented like they were playing a final, the chelsea fans were probably cheering because they've already bought their season tickets for Leicester next year the fickle glory hunting shits."

Congrats to Leicester and Raneri. No other team deserved to take the title from us than they did. Get fucked Spurs. A proper dodgy club right from their dirty players all the way up to the crook chairman Levy.

Hiddink thanks for avoiding relegation but your career has expired. Your tactics and selections are a cowardly. Why the fuck are we still playing Ivanovic the donkey as RB and extended his contract. I cannot believe how stupid we are as a club.

Man we are a shambles right now especially our defence. Conte cannot come soon enough. Ivanovic should never again play RB for our club. Hope Conte can see this.

Can we beat these pretenders so we can hand the title on a plate to Leicester and I can watch their shit supports cry..