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He's never been 'solid' though compared to Cudicini, Cech, or the big nosed one.. Fucking liability. Our most overpriced player. You'd agree if he was English 😆

Funny thing is Henderson with his gay rights, rainbow armband -''er 700k a week ? yup I'll be right over''

Meanwhile like a piece of shatted toilet tissue stuck to the sole of Old Trafford the Glazers cling on

Citeh got a bargain with Kova. They could walk the league with what they have. Haggling over Gvardiol legitimises their rivals targets holding out for 100m players

They have an immense squad in place, all positions catered for. Most players they want they get tout suite, as we did in 2004. they can afford to prevaricate and haggle. We cant

Style of play is just like her bro. Is it Reece moonlighting with a wig on ? She's playing superbly against Denmark in the World Cup. Just scored a blinder

Imagine if Man City had wanted him - the whole thing would have been done and dusted in 48 hours

Tbh I always though he was like that - at Citeh and Liverpool as well-too erratic. Can be devastating then other times leaves his brain in the dressing room

Has cost us so many goals and points

Still very amateurish last night - Pope v Kepa = man v boy

Positives Jackson and Nkunku look the dogs danglies Can the Saudis buy Kepa, Sterling and Cucu please

Same mistakes as last season so far - off to Strasbourg please

We've just gone and scored 10 goals in 3 games. We couldn't do that for love or money last season.

The longer Caicedo saga goes on the more pressure on the player if we get him, people need to shit or get of the pot

Definitely a sterner test. Defence needs to get their act together for this one.

Doubt that bothers them tbh

More money than they know what to with

Mbappe, dream on, its not happening. Al Hilal have offered him £173.2m a year, with the option to leave for Madrid next season

Two things that stood out were Mudryk has a great future , pace is electric, if he fine tunes his finishing and a bit more aggression. Also I know just a friendly but the defence and kepa can not go to sleep in the last 10 minutes

There are so many Journos stealing a living rehashing rumours of rumours

Sky Sports say a “gentleman’s agreement” is in place for the Caicedo to leave Brighton for Chelsea. Today should see Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang join Marseille on a free transfer and Conor Gallagher has caught the eye of both Tottenham and West Ham. Evening Standard 24 mins ago

Half the posts here should be in other threads 😃 For my tuppence re the Mendy and Greenwood cases, having studied law it became crystal clear that the more money you have, the better lawyers you can hire, and the scales of justice tip your way. In the 90s there were countless footballers celebrities Alex Ferguson etc that got off multiple driving and speeding offences using an expensive lawyer known as Mr Loophole. You or me could never afford his services. Sadly those who think the law is a level playing field are sadly misguided. Anyway back on topic - we signed the Ecuadorian yet ???

Good performance, but not getting over excited with pre season stuff. Real test will be against Liverpool

Kai Havertz scores NONE of his 14 shots in MLS All-Star Skills cross-and-volley challenge - the first zero EVER - and fluffs his first touches, much to the mockery of Chelsea fans 👍

Dont want Vlahovic sounds awful, and can we get a bag of crisps for Lukaku ? Cheese and onion flavour