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After the collapse of Communism the Russian assets (we are taliking billions and billions of dollars here, about a third of the Worlds natural resources) were put in the hands of a permanently drunk bum called Yeltsin. Eighteen Jewish Russian business men were waiting in the wings to buy these assets at a fraction of their real worth.......

Remember that game -and thank fuck we had replays then...penalties and Chelsea.....

I would say ''Enjoy it, you know you'll only be there for a short while, youre going to be a multimillionaire (if not already) and it doesnt matter if you fuck up or what calibre you are, you'll be out on yer arse soon. Bit like winning the lottery but you cant tick the 'No Publicity' box''

Good way of looking at it -or conversely Rafa would still have been at Liverpool, Hodgson at Fulham ...but maybe the writing was on the wall for Ancellotti anyway

Would like to agree, and maybe next season he will get himself together -even if it is the latter hes going to have to bang away a hell of a lot of goals for the price to look credible

Chelsea fans, when he was bought seemed more interested in the fact that scousers were having their noses rubbed in it, by prising away their most valuable asset, rather than what was actually being purchased for £50 000 000. The £50 000 000 question now is....... .........Is he a summer away from setting the football world on fire and spearheading a younger more dynamic Chelsea, or will he be the ultimate transfer bust ?? and the phrase '' Doing a Torres'' enter the Oxford English Dictionary as the new term for an expensive flop ???

:goodpost: Agree with that ollie -by the way Roman can you sack that useless cunt Emanalo while youre at it - I think he so insignificant you forgot about him The way it was done was applling if true -in a corridor at Goodison. All i can think was Abramovich was angry at yesterdays performance, but there are better ways to dispense with people.

Like them, Quite a lot of work gone into designing those...

Lol thats good Steve. Youre welcome to the racist geordie

I'm guessing you're abroad ? you used to be able to get Chels TV on that Justin TV link

Live on Chels TV 8 30 kids. You know it makes sense. JT or Ashley Cole would get my vote

Yeah, probably similar. Anyone else feel a bit uneasy in a stalker type way about this? . Apart from the invasion of privacy, i dont want people seeing what I missed for breakfast

He looks a bit weird. Still not surprising, 25 000 of those things probably means he's ate about 1500 pairs of bollocks, eyes, brains, and cows arseholes....

They wouldnt have said anything to Ancellotti, it was only because Ferguson was doing his usual ''mindless games'' that they felt they had to be equitable. Lets be fair, Ancellotti hasnt a bad bone in his body, and wouldnt entertain the idea of undermining, or trying to influence decisions. Ferguson on the other hand has a track record stretching back years, of intimidation, goading, lying and toadying. Thats the reality. Anyway Ancellotti was only responding to questions asked, the FA know this, which was why they are taking no action.

Why Christianity and not Judaism? Why Islam and not Hinduism? Why monotheism and not polytheism? Every position has had its defenders, all as ardent as those in other traditions. They can't all be right, but they can all be wrong. Organised religion is a controlling, dumbing down device like a soap opera, or Prozac for suppressing individual thought and any proletariat uprising. God is a man made concept, a fairy tale passed down from generation to generation. A comfort blanket for the needy, nothing more.

I reject religion and supernaturalism just as a growing child rejects Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy: as nothing but infantile fantasies passed from generation to generation and, in the case of organised religion, it seems to have the sole purpose of converting the masses to fatalistic defeatism and apathy thus avoiding revolutionary desires. People are born atheists, they are converted to simpletons. At worst, religion is a force for unmitigated evil directed by a hierarchy of deep-dyed degenerates with no regard for life, human or otherwise....

take her up the arsenal ?

Brilliant -laughed at the bit about you and your mate being off yer faces. I remember the goal against the barcodes in the Semi and the bullet of a shot against SS Lazio. One of those players that is 100% committed. One of Ranieris' mistakes offloading him. Update; Hes said he'd be ''an idiot to go for the West Ham job ''

We have a policy of not employing ugly personnel

Funnily enough think he'd be an ideal candidate -linking up with Zola, Di Matteo or another leg end. Not sure the board would have it though...

Blimey -wasnt having a go -just saying I met the bloke, You can say what you like sweetcheeks. Anyway, hes done a sterling job there http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/paulfletcher/2011/04/brighton_promotion.html#288453

Did he say £20 to you ? Haggle mate, i got a pony out of him

I cant believe he bribed all these people

LDN gave me a brown envelope, so gets my vote

He speaks very highly of you Met him hes a really nice bloke. Not sure how many little kids were shocking their parents later though with a rendition of '' We're Fucking Brilliant''