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Lots of reports this morning Ancelotti is in milan to bring back either Pato, Pirlo or both The Sun; CARLO ANCELOTTI has delayed his arrival at Chelsea to try to push through the signing of Brazil star Alexandre Pato. SunSport understands AC Milan expect to meet Blues officials in the next 24 hours to negotiate a deal. Ancelotti officially started his new job as Chelsea boss yesterday but is understood to be in Milan while talks with his former club are ongoing. Chelsea have already had an offer of £31million turned down for Pato, 19. Ancelotti is desperate to have the striker in place before pre-season training starts next Monday. Milan sources claim the club will sell for a figure nearer £40m - although Chelsea are unwilling to pay that much. At the same time, Ancelotti is determined to add a cutting edge to his new team's play and has specifically asked for Pato. Milan, meanwhile, are edging closer to signing Arsenal striker Emmanuel Adebayor, who is expected to cost around £17m.

I suspect a lot of clubs have, as hes worth acquiring. My problem is, if theres any truth in the rumours, some twat at SW 6 was willing to offload him

Alright Steve. I'd like to give the bloke a chance first. He seems to be going out of his way to bond, which is a start. Scolari just had them doing non stop running for his first training and little else, Grant was trying to use Paul McKenna,Uri Geller type bollox ! It wont do Bosingwas confidence any good if he was a Ribery bargaining chip. Whoever sanctioned that idea hasnt a clue -though it could be media rubbish.

Same , Bosingwa should definitely stay along with Kalou imo. It doesnt seem as if Stoch and Sinclair have been tested enough - League Cup runs for certain players before offloading would be an idea. It all depends on Ancelottis plans, and who he envisages bringing in.....

OK His first day in the job. Apparently he’s asked for DVDs of all the players, including matches and training. He’s also made a point of contacting several of our key players and seems to have built up a rapport with some of them. Him and Drogs have a bet to see who can learn English/Italian first. He seems more adept at man management than Scolari thats for sure.....Encouraging Start

About to become Baggies new boss if reports are believed. Could be a stepping stone to return to SW 6 in some capacity......?

Throwing of missiles ? Should have fucking fired a missile. Dont think theres much hope of this -Drogba leering down the camera into 250 million peoples homes shouting ''its a fucking disgrace!'' tends to be frowned upon by the TV Moneymen. Loved it though. And it was true. The Chelsea hierarchy know this, Drogba knows this and all the world know that we were stitched up but you cant say so.....

To me Tevez would add another dimension not seen since the Zola days...

There is always the rumours - reading between the hype I reckon the done deals will be Zhirkov, Sturridge, and the Boro keeper Turnbull. And that will be it. Though I would love to see Tevez arrive........

Alright DV I'm assuming you know what cockney -and mafia is ? Newcastle fans , due to bitterness and underachieving, have singled out Southern staff as scapegoats -Wise, Joe Kinnear, Llambias and even the owner Mike Ashley all are Southerners (though hardly cockneys). The only parallel I could draw in your country would be for instance if there were five or six Bavarians taking charge of Dortmund, who fail spectacularly, and then the Dortmund fans turn on the Bavarians, even though it could be the team at fault......

Eto and Tevez as are most players are moved around by millionaire agents and middlemen Tevez would have very little say -hes Joorachabians whore prostituted out to who pays the most

Bitter cnut, would do better to keep his mouth shut. Funny how , after he left, the club had the best record in the country....

NEWCASTLE ALIENATE REMAINING FANS WITH NEW AWAY KIT THE Newcastle United board has decided to alienate its few remaining fans with a new away kit that looks like a boiled sweet made from urine. You can suck Steven Taylor for up to an hourThe kit was designed by lifelong Sunderland fan Tom Logan, who said he spent weeks searching for just the right shades of yellow. He added: "I wanted something that said 'piss', but combined both the pale yellow of a poor person who drinks too much with the dark yellow of a person who buys rich food that they can't really afford." The kit will go on sale next week, priced to meet the value for money expectations of gullible, colour-blind halfwits. Meanwhile the board hopes its latest move will constitute the final straw so the club can finally be wound down and sold off at a car-boot sale in Whitley Bay. Chairman Mike Ashley said: "I'll be honest, at this point we're so brassic we're accepting Nectar Points and handjobs just to make ends meet." He added: "It's been tough - re-employing Keegan, absurdly expensive season tickets, Dennis Wise - but this should finally enable me to flatten St James's Park and use the land for raising goats." Defender Steven Taylor, who modelled the strip, said: "This is possibly the biggest tit I've felt since joining Newcastle, and I spend most of the season being dumped on my arse while the opposition hoof the ball into the roof of the net." Newcastle fan Martin Bishop added: "I've followed the Toon since Jackie Milburn but if I go around wearing that, people will automatically think I've just escaped from a parade that celebrates drinking piss and alternative lifestyles."

Good bit of business -the tribunal will probably settle for @£5 million , and he could be Englands centre forward in a year or two, and could show in squad for SA 2010.

Media always saying how ''Rafa doesnt spend money like Man Utd or Chelsea''. Hes bought a few though...... Fernando Torres Robbie Keane Ryan Babel Xabi Alonso Dirk Kuyt Albert Riera Andrea Dossena Peter Crouch Lucas Leiva Jermaine Pennant Martin Skrtel Craig Bellamy Luis Garcia Jose Reina Dan Agger Mohammed Sissoko Fernando Morientes Yossi Benayoun Diego Cavalieri Alvaro Arbeloa Sebastian Leto Jose Miguel Gonzalez Gabriel Paletta Mark Gonzalez David Ngog Scott Carson Mikel San Jose David Martin Antonio Barragan Besian Idrizaj Jack Hobbs Alex Cooper Alexander Kacaniklic Krisztian Nemeth Andras Simon Victor Palsson Gary Mackay Steven Vitor Flora Andriy Voronin Nikolay Mihaylov Emmanuel Mendy Marvin Pourie Dani Pacheco Nikola Saric Lauri Dalla Valle Gerardo Bruna Hakan Duyan Damien Plessis Peter Gulacsi Charles Itandje Philipp Degen Vincent Lucas Ryan Crowther Mihail Alexandrov Robbie Fowler Ryan Wilkie Javier Mascherano Miki Roque Nabir El Zhar Mark Smyth Jay Smith Stephen Darby Craig Lindfield Adam Hammill Danny Guthrie Paul Anderson Lee Peltier Fabio Aurelio Jan Kromkamp Boudewijn Zenden Mauricio Pellegrino Godwin Antwi Robbie Threlfall Ryan Flynn Calum Woods Paul Willis Danny O'Donnell Ramon Calliste Steve Irwin Martin Kelly Ronald Huth Jordy Brouwer Francisco Manuel Duran Emiliano Insua Ray Putterill Martin Hansen Jay Spearing Dave Roberts David Mannix Antonio Nunez

Yanks playing pretty well 1-0 up against Spain -but now it seems only a matter of time before Spain equalise.... ....or the septics get another...

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If Deco is unhappy staying make the fucker stay as punishment for giving the ball away so much

Also their revenues are accrued through a vast property empire, and through different tax laws. Its also shrewd business in that you'll get a lot of fickle fuckers that foolowed AC and Yernited switching allegiance to Madrid. ....I'd let them have Mikel for £35 million.

How true about Makalele. Its one hell of a trio of egos to satisfy as well, as well as wages. They better not go making sillly offers for Cech ! Real Madrid is hugely subsidised by the Spanish government. That said the two strongest leages in the world are the Premier League and La Ligue mainly due to TV revenues , so this is where the worlds best players will end up and transfer fees will be broken....

Idiot if he has said this. Depends what the source was, but if its goal.com or some other shite, I would discredit it

They're so short sighted they probably havent thought of that one yet

Agree with that. Madrid are still going to ship goals at the back -cant wait for Barca to beat them. And what about all those cnuts who bought duvet covers, lampshades and ManUtd pants with his face on.

Lol Dont forget players get 10% signing on fee. £8 million for the Riverdance pouf for doing sweet fuck all -not that he needs it

Johnson has come on, he actually tracks back now but we dont need him. Boswingwa is No 1 , and would much prefer Ivanovich as a stand in.