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I think to be eligible to play the deal had to be concluded yesterday at 13 00. Will feature against the dippers though....

How about the good old fashioned Chelsea death threats.... ?

If he cant be arsed, fuck him. I'm burning my Sturridge shirt.

I wont be at all surprised to see some crazed scouser run on and try to attack Torres.....

He loves it there and hopes to win things....

Thanks for the info - and very gracious over the loss. If he comes back he'll come back even better !

Incredible. SSN this morning all talking up Liverpool, and intonating they had the best deal The best beneficiary of the deals was probably Mike Ashley

BREAKING NEWS: Moyes has confirmed Phil Neville staying at Everton. Shit, thought we had a chance there.....

Thats right -snorting the devils dandruff, and battering girls (according to the non-sexist News internationals top tabloid News of the World)

Breaking News : Torres left in car. Helicopter unable to take off because off clouds of black smoke from shirt burning.

Agree with that Zolaeys. Top player unlike when he was at yernited. You know 'Arry 's going to make a big sneaky signing when he says hes not interested in anyone........

Yeah its all one big millionaires love in really Its only the fans that take it seriously... 'Arry just made a cheeky bid on behalf of the Yids for Forlan apparently.......

hahaha just thinking back to the Gerrard saga -will he wont he ? and all those Liverpool 'supporters' in Mumbai and Slough burning their Gerrard shirts. :woo:

Lol nice one Mike. If Torres signs and plays Sunday can see it kicking off outside the Bridge and possibly inside.....

L'Oreal truck seen delivering to Cobham.....

You're probably right there M. The board could spunk £50 million just for him to get injured , or he needs some hormone replacement therapy. Plus you know how shit our medical team are. (Benayoun)

Isnt that a brilliant name for an agent ? makes you think of weasels and sly cunning rodents. Andy carroll murderers bid rejected out of hand.......

True Mike. I suppose most of the cash is self generating now -ie from us, TV rights etc. Still in two minds about this -the best thing is he put in a transfer request which will have well fucked the mickeys off. :eyebrows: So even if we dont get him, the damage to the dippers is done. If we dont get him however -come the Summer Barca, Citeh, Yernited -they'll all be sniffing round him. And if you look at Saturdays game we definitely need more firepower up front -and I still say Sturridge isnt the right quality

Theyll see how he gets on -if this happens -. But the cynic in me says its a gentle way of offloading him

Lol -you'll be OK mate Mind you £200 million for a yacht is mental -so splash the cash Roman

Sturridge loaned to Bolton seems a certainty....

Congrats mate. Rule 1 make em laugh, and they're on your side

Big build up all day. Will fall apart at 23:59, when Abramovich will say ''actually just spotted this fantastic yacht''

It wont jeopardise a players career. Whichever way it goes it will upset Liverpool, if CFC dont pay what Liverpool want they will be left with a big sulking player till the Summer. If he comes here the first thing he has to do is get rid of the YNWA tatoo.....

Really not sure about this -after the Luiz saga. It might be a big con to keep the fans quiet, which has worked. The club could now come out and say 'WE WILL NOT BE HELD TO RANSOM' and everybody will be satisified because it looks as though we are still prepared to offer big money and big wages to players. Anyway the piss taking on Sunday will be brilliant, songs ready, and there will be doubtless stained scouse bedsheets with '''Torres Judas'' etc etc . Love it