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Funny I can remember his fee £16.9m or thereabouts. Unstoppable -Linekeresque in his positioning and Drogbaesque in terms of power..

This Torres bloke...is it me or is he turning out to be a load of rubbish ? I might be wrong, but if the club hadnt paid £50 000 000 for his employment, he would have been sold/loaned out ?

Terry could lift England’s first trophy since 1966 as the hero of a nation on July 1, and be branded a racist in Westminster Magistrates’ Court less than two weeks later; a horrible prospect. The alternative, however, is to strip England’s captain of the greatest professional honour — for the second time in his career — on the back of something he might have done Murdoch press-Sun and Times, and Jason Roberts -Ever heard of innocent until proven guilty ? Go Fuck Yourselves ..

C'mon kids have a go -'n no cheatin' ya hear ? http://www.sporcle.com/games/BicycleStipe/Chelsea To my shame only got 22....

Terrible. No one deserves to die at a football match. It seems as though this was pre planned Had first hand experience Brum v Chelsea when a lad was pushed under a bus in the 80s

.....will now stand trial on 9 July, nine days after Euro 2012

Drogba is far and away the better option between him and Hairband Man at the moment

As predicted case adjourned. Will now be heard on July 9th. After the Euros :blue scalf:

Gourlay, Buck, and the rest of the yes men, big wage maggotts feasting on money.

Dont shoot the messenger !! Just quoting one of our foreign freinds on Shitter

Hopefully there will be 6'' of snow and it'll get postponed If its not I suspect he'll go with Cech Bosingwa Luiz JT Ivanovic Romeu Meireles Essien Mata Sturridge Torres

Yeah Welcome son, Just sign there, the bit where it says youre loaned out to Doncaster, and then sold to Bolton for £4.50 next season Regards Ron Gourlay

The board couldnt organise a piss up in a brewery. If they ran a Japanese company they would have comitted Hari Kiri a long time ago

Nkoto Sarong on Twatter 'HE PLAY LIEK GAY MAN'

Fuckin embarassing. Who looks like the newly promoted team ?

Breaking news.. http://www.skybet.com/cms/breaking-transfer-news.shtm?name=Fernando_Torres

Yup probably why it didnt take off. Also similar problems at other football grounds -at Ashton Gate Botham hit the ball out th e ground five times -they were special white cricket balls -so they had to rush to the University to get white hockey balls !

Apparently he won't be in court, his lawyer will plead not guilty and the case will be adjourned

Not sure about this, wasnt that impressed by him in the two games against Genk. I notice AVB is washing his hands of it saying its a 'club signing'

Tracking back will be vital in this -especially Cole, and on the right Ivanovich rather than Boswingwa. They have four young pacey wingers in their squad ..as opposed to one elderly one

Wont come to SW6 though -more chance of ''The Special Needs One'' -Avram

Yes !! That goal and Essiens 25yarder gave us the record 65th unbeaten home game

Ref is.....Mike Dean oh dear

Nice thread title. Its like one of those almost humorous books that comes out at Christmas.

Lets not shy away from it, this match is being played with an almighty row taking place in the background...namely whether Chelsea should force Jose Bosingwa to shave his unibrow or face the door (hopefully both).