Fulham Broadway

Well why should he ? He won't be managing him next season

'We' won't screw anything up. 'They' are quite capable of doing it themselves

He might be Bruce Bucks US marketing golden boy, after all it's a business first and foremost, but theres no point in a marketing item if it's shoddy. He's a good signing.

OK Hazard is very Pulisicesque

Very Hazardesque

Loaned back until Hazard goes poncing off to Madrid

Still 1.6 million too much

Absolute favourite with fans at the Bridge, just what we needed. Its funny how Jokanovich (jokeonthepitch) is never included in those lists

Those are all from Goal.com -probably the most unreliable football site on the interweb Veron is excepted for his opener winning at Anfield -he then was injured. Mutu was OK just had a bad sniff habit. Crespo was superb. Kezman wasntthe same after Robbie Savage elbowed him in the head.

His missus was the problem - she liked the Milano shopping too much

Yes pressure from the media for the club to ''do something''. The only certainty was that he wasn't prosecuted by the Met for saying 'black cunt' as there was no proof

Never mind about all that, there must have been some racist chanting in the away end. After all, all the recent allegations have been 100% true and backed up with bans and fines, not just quietly forgotten. Thank god for Kick it Out, and that it's not just ex footballers that need some justification to stay on high salaries.

Great to see Sp*rs going all Sp*rsy

He said he wants to be a legend like Terry and Lampard, not sure dithering is the way to do it

Had to...

Big 3 points, up to 4th, it's Christmas, happy days

''With no limit to how many hours they can cycle'' sounds a bit dodgy - but the reading thing is good. They should do that in Liverpool. The whole city.

Favela boys. Luiz sayng to Willian ''was that Ramires just ran past the window ?'' I reckon kenedy's carrying a piece

It's nearly always the agent pushing the agenda -he probably doesn't give a fuck and just wants to play football and listen to heavy rock

''Sunderland, where city residents would regularly disrupt order and make things disappear. Usually from shops.''

Well time that things changed then eh ? Enjoy mate

He'd spill the Martinis and drop the cigarettes

At least they're useful- Pickford on the other hand...

They're taking off Pickford and bringing on a big pink dildo