Magic Lamps

You can get away with 2 useless players and just play around them but with 4 or more you always will end up with one of them derailing an otherwise perfect move by staying on the ball too long or fucking up a simple pass like it is Willian and Barkleys trademark. Don't expect us to score any more with any of those on the pitch

Maybe in another season. We have been wasteful like this for months now.

If we were this frustrating with CHO, Reece, Pulisic playing I would say yeah let them make mistakes let them learn..but the frustrating dudes are always the same wrinkled faces of useless has-beens who waste the chances and fuck up simple passes. So tired of this shit

Has been like this for years now. Always the same culprits and still there are people defending those gutless bottlers.

Pedro 1 in 15, Willian one in 27 still they play every week. Absolutely useless just like Alonso and barkley

The expected chance wasting festival by the useless part of the lineup like everyone predicted. Pedro William barkley are a no goal guarantee

Willian and Barkley are an absolute catastrophe of chain bad decisions

Alonso conceding a stupid foul..we surely concede from the fk

Stupid yellow from AC. Never will that player reach the ball

Dafuq is Willian doing ruining every attack with his stupid shots into the defender.

No Willian has been shambles as he has been the last 3 years with occasional exceptions.

Willian already with 3 blocked and 1 wayward shots

It is interesting how Barkley, Willian, Pedro and to some extent Azpi and Jorginho the allegedly more experienced guys are clearly a step too slow in everything compared to the rest. As if time had passed them by.

Willian is so so poor. Alwqys does the same thing

Pedro and willian already with almighty fuck ups

This lineup does have the making of an absolute disasterclass. Well we will see, lets hope we are wrong.

We really need a pure Dm.barkley and jorginho in a dp is ridiculous. Willian and Pedro is calling for chances wasted. And really no idea what is going on with Kante. He plays a game. Looks fit and fine. Then is out again for weeks. Smells weird. Maybe his powers are waning and we keepnhim fresh for the big games only.

I think the cleansheet is an absolute pipedream with our two best defenders out. But we will surely score. I think it will be 3 or 2-1. Abraham to score again.

If Pulisic and CHO both come good, with their pace they can be a devastating duo like Mane and Salah. I still believe Pulisic has a chance to fulfill his potential here. Though, I doubt his problems are purely physical. He does look a bit tense and desperate with his final ball. But his movement has been good and he does well to get into the positions. He is definitely feeling the pressure so Lamps has no choice to use him sporadically so far as he still does not really play well with the team which surprises me given how spectacular his form was in pre-season. I guess it is a combination of both, getting used to the rigor of the PL and finding his feet in this new situation for him. But he is obviously a hard worker, a down-to-earth character, I am sure he will manage.

dafuq. My feeling is that we will not keep a clean sheet until Rüdiger is fit again. Our big win at Wovles came off the basis of the improved defensive solidity and organisation in the first half. In the second, when he came off, we crumbled.

Lol white is not even a colour. And it surely is not Eden's favourite as it makes him look even more stocky^^

Maybe but Mount would be even more out of position on the right. Jorginho on the other hand is not really needed in Lamps's system IMO. We should try to use both RLC and Mount in their best positions.

As long as Tammy and Mount play we will surely score. Pedro and Willian will surely play this match even though I would like to see CHO at least from the bench. Azpi and Zouma will start as well I guess which means we will surely concede from our right. The grimsby match came at the right time as a confidence booster. We have great depth now all over the pitch with the returnees so we Lamps should utilize it wisely.

As I said, scoring 2 goals vs an inferior opposition and being poor otherwise is just the most Bats Bats thing there is. But we needed his first goal today and he took it well enough. With Giroud unavailable it is ckear why he has a role in this squad

I followed him when playing for Wigan already and i can not remember a 18/19 y.o. consistently outperforming the best 2nd division in the world. This match just showed he can also do it for Chelsea. So I only said if he continues his trajectory (no injuries etc) he will be world class, not that he will definitely become this way