Muzchap

Get in Cech!!!!!!!! Saved!!!!

Lol you were saying?

Torres is playing well - so stop chatting shit. We get he's crap, but he's doing ok tonight for Torres...

Omg !!! How lucky are they, feel like Barcelona against us.... Just score - pleeeeease

Fucks sake not our night

We are still too slow in passing, come on guys raise the tempo!

Fucking linesman

Fucks sake Mata slide him through...

I love SKy Sports got the Juve and Shaktar score underneath Chelsea score Nice

He does this a lot in training according to Rafa LOL

Fucks sake STOP singing only one DiMatteo... We get it !!! Fucking idiots fucking up the atmosphere!!!

I wasn't there unfortunately - I had move to Salzburg already... I'm talking about the old time European matches I managed to attend...

I will have Chelsea on the big screen and Shaktar on the laptop/iPad - whichever one works without fuck loads of pop-ups... I think the above is the perfect model... Supporting and double entertainment...

Hmm if he's talking to Le Arse and Loserpool then he can't exactly be a smart guy... Both of those teams will struggle to make CL place this year... I think we have a realistic chance of picking him up...

Yup please don't let us play like Man City - clueless!!! I used to love European nights at the. Bridge - Electric atmosphere, spine tingling stuff. Lets have one of those nights!!!!

To be fair the whole world thinks he's a joke... To keep going out on the pitch takes balls... Just wish those balls would translate into goals... Trouble is, to me, he's like an auditionee on X-Factor or whatever the fuck its called, someone somewhere is responsible for that person thinking they are good... Then in front of the whole world - guess what, they fucking ain't and it turns into cringe time... Maybe someone should start such a show hmmm #planning...

Sounds like a load of old blah blah blah... Not needed it till now, see no pressing need now... With the rise of Social Media the club can communicate easily and freely with me... I don't need a doofus in the middle to represent my views? But hey, if that's what floats your boat - best of luck

Bash Roman, our Board and anybody else they care to poke a finger at... Viva la Revolution - oh wait, that ends in shit with people being worse off than before...

That's just the German in you He's cheap, but agree a beast in Midfield like Ballack would really help sort our shit out now

I know, that comment is one step up from Torres telling Benitez he had a dream where he scored lots of goals and Benitez then mentions it in a Press Conference... Un-fucking-believable....

Well even 50% performance will be better than the 0% we currently have - 5-8 million, good replacement if Danny leaves... GET HIM... fuckit GET ANYBODY

You also missed out the bits he said about analysing video tape of Wigan game where we played well... Did we - I thought we had a collapse in the 2nd half... my memory is shit, too much cannabis when younger... So at least they are doing VIDEO ANALYSIS and understanding what worked well and what didn't - but I'M FUCKING surprised that was mentioned as if that shit wasn't happening I'd be fucking shell shocked... As for Training, evey game we lose, training should be doubled - I'm not talking about running around - I'm talking about tactics and seeing over and over again where we fucked up, so the players know not to fuck it up again - that's called learning and they can fucking well sit there and learn until they get it, fucking 100's of thousands a week and only small training sessions... the fuckers would be there at 8am until 6pm... So they should shit themselves as after Benitez and PEP - I'm next on the fucking list

Yup found it but via SEARCH... FUCK - AS USUAL you need a UK PROXY - grumbles....

Think you meant 'nowhere' - instead of 'nothing' Maybe he just had sex (and not with his hand!!!) and realised life aint so bad after all...

STOP SHOUTING dude But yeah get your point - and love how you now use plenty of FUCK THIS, FUCK THAT in your posts - I remember you (in your early days) moaning at ME for swearing LMAO :D So I agree - let's cut the doom and gloom at least until tomorrow night