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Fuck watching them video's - admittedly some of the defending is shit and he wouldn't get that time or space - but he's a quality player and JUST what we need right now... He said he didn't like the Germans (no offence to our friendly Germans) - so bring the boy back and let's get him playing...

Of course - I was also being sarcastic... Even I would look fucking good in training

Yeah, he means when the other players have left the pitch and there's just him and 2 empty nets.... Even he doesn't miss then... Add in some team-mates, some opposition and a tiny bit of pressure = FAIL The guy has the worst mental strength I have ever seen on anybody, it's actually laughable - he needs to go see a hypnotist or something...

Agreed - thing is - when he plays for Brazil he actually does shit like that - it's so frustrating... Maybe he's doing it though, because HE IS getting frustrated with the SHIT play in front of him and thinks, fuck it - I'll show them how it's done... (Talking about his runs forward) On the standing around bit - he really needs to improve this, nothing I hate more than seeing a player give up, fair play to Rooney and RvP - I've seen them track right back to their 18yrd box to make a tackle when they lose possession... The mentality we are missing is: DEFEND AS A TEAM ATTACK AS A TEAM We just seem to say, you guys defend and we attack - that shit aint working

I'm starting a NEW CAMPAIGN!!! nachikethas OUT!!! nachikethas OUT!!! nachikethas OUT!!! He hasn't even won anything, we're playing really badly, NO PLAN B!!! nachikethas OUT!!! :D :D :D

Phew... had me worried Maybe it's just an 'insurance' thing - that Ambulances have to be present at ALL training games etc - much like matchdays?

Maybe Benitez ate too many pies Or Ashley has been busy with his Airgun again... Or maybe Benitez and Torres have attacked each other... Probably be a member of the groundstaff or admin team - so hope it isn't CFC player related - could have been a 50/50 tackle though - which is MOST worrying

We should bring him back from Loan - and stick him straight into the first team...

Hmm - I'd like to sample both simulatenously, before deciding on a Winner Looks like we've started a new trend

Exactly - careful what you wish for... Past performance is NO indication for future success - I love Mourinho, but just cannot see him coming back... the Expectation is too great, the risk too high - he won't want that 'blot' on his perfect Managerial record... Hence why I think he is destined for Utd...

Yeah, but they are not stupid enough to 'Win or Bust' - so they will play cagey and focus on the draw... That's the best result for both teams as far as they are concerned...

The Ferrari was purchased after he left the first time - since then they have rebuilt a relationship of sorts. I agree on the 'never say never philosphy' - but my views on CFC are pretty dissilussioned at the moment... The words 'clusterfuck' spring to mind... Therefore, I just cannot see Jose wanting to repeat the same mistakes... What is it they say - 'Never go back'....

He will never be back here... That's the simple, but gutting reality... RA fucked up big time, he knows it, we know it, even the Aliens inhabiting other planets know it... But just cannot see him coming back and I think he will end up at Utd. Regret is possibly one of the worst emotions ever...

Ok, so when everybody else says play Moses up front on his own etc etc That's acceptable? I say play Torres + 1 other up front - Moses, Marin, Piazon etc And now that's a stupid idea? I'm well aware of our lack of Strikers, see my posts in the Summer - when I was asking for any striker and actually wanted Berbatov for 5 million... 4231 is not working! 4411 or 442 might, with a non recognised striker playing an advanced role to give the team another 'option' on an 'out' ball...

That's been my point all along... I hated 4231 formation it just wasn't working and RDM had no other ideas... Then RB comes in and does exactly the same fucking thing We are a 1 trick pony... Fair play to the old cunt SAF he mixes it up a bit and so does that wanker Mancini e.g. 352 or 3511 Why can't we try this??? Our current formation is shit and maybe 2 players up front will give us a better chance of holding up ball... #grumbles I could do a better fucking job!!! I've taken Crawley town to the Premiership, won Blue Sq Cup, League Cup and Promotion and Premiership... Have a team of 22yr olds with some older players and about to sign Messi for 10 million!!! I've used evey formation possible and tend now to match up to my opponents formation, if thy play 4231 I put 5 in midfield and rape them! That's what's happening to us and NONE of our last 2 Managers or Coaches can see this? Fucking retarded if you ask me!!! (Not that you probably are...)

Same kind of Situation as Anelka from Bolton Sign him up

Agreed, but every night I'm praying to God, Allah etc that he does a Valencia here until the summer. Changing manager again would really be a pisstake and I just can't face anymore of that shit. Hopefully, heads down, start winning matches and see what the summer brings...

Trouble is the DEAL has been DONE... Irrespective of whether you like him or not he's here for the next 6 months - so we just need to get on with it... keep positive that in the Summer we will have a REAL replacement... The only thing we need to do is FINISH 4th or higher, fuck the cups, fuck everything else - just get the team playing and looking like a team, not a bunch of people we picked up from Hackney Marshes on the way to CFC... Unlike other managers we know he has a DEFINITE leave date - so let's get behind the Team and hope RA learns from this fucking debacle and we get a manager next time who is given more than 9 games. I didnt agree with RDM getting the job, but sacking him after 9 games is not great for anybody... So REALLY hope our Board have learnt their lesson, also loaning out all of the 'experienced' players hasn't fucking helped! We're in the same shape as Aston Villa - team full of youngsters and easily beaten

Hmm you say that - but Utd are still top of the league on commercial revenue - the Glazers will have to invest, but they are taking a lot of money out of the club at present... Utd need maybe 2-3 defenders and a couple of midfielders, circa 120million... I just cannot see David Moyes there... Why would Utd want to take that gamble, they are a BIG club and will want to be a BIG club... Think everybody is underestimating the future of Utd... They get written off so many times and bounce back it's unreal...

I'd have Darren Bent here tomorrow... He knows how to hit the back of the net and is much better than Torres - fuck me I'd have any Striker from ANY division in England... At least the players have passion and dont wander around looking sulky or miserable... What kind of fucking attitude is that... Still wish we hadn't been twats and signed RVP - 25 million and scoring/creating for fun (ok he missed open goal, but he still scores shit loads!) Oh well - live and learn

SAF coming out and saying JM will be a good replacement for him at Utd... I can definitely see that happening... Then we're fucked - another 10 years of Utd domination City will get Pep and it will be Pep + Mourinho battling it out with the 2 Manchester clubs... Such a shame...

Haha - I don't know that much - but I do know lots of Russian + Ukranian people - and lots of money has flowed between Russia + Ukraine after the collapse of the 'Soviet Union'... So lot's of old allegiances were formed by the 'Super Rich' in both countries (granted a lot of those are now falling apart as some people have wasted their money, whilst others have flourished) - but like I said - 99% sure that RA has been on the phone to his friends in Ukraine, reminding them that they should put in a performance... I would also expect 'cash' to be a part of this arrangement... Especially as the favourite saying in both Russia + Ukraine is 'what good is a thank-you, I cannot spend it'.... So - apologies for the 'generalisation' - but in this case - I'm convinced I'm right

Ukraine + Russia = the same I should imagine the Shaktar win bonus may be wired over from a certain person.... I would be 100% confident that a phone call has already taken place, urging them to beat Juve... So it's up to the lads to perform and put some fucking pride into the Lion, not bottle it with a Cat meow performance...

@wehatescouse for me Rmpr + Henrique + Kojo deserve a mention along with 'only place to be'

Lol Bavarian food and English food = identical Also, when you guys diss English food, I like to remind you of how many Michellin starred Chefs England has vs Germany But trust me there's nothing between Bavarian and English 'home cooked' food - both like meat, potatoes (kartoflen) and veg...