We Hate Scouse

Maradona was her supplier

Doesn't really affect us in the slightest

If your "ingles" was that bad the way you set your sentences up would be a whole lot different. You just seem to write a sentence out and shuffle a few words around to make it look legit. Also not forgetting the "espanol" words that you use to copypasta that ended up being posted in italics. And last fact of the day - Australian IP address is Australian.

He's about as Columbian as an igloo..

You typing in a Columbian-esque manner is not only hilarious, but outrageously bad.

No. It's nearly a mile walk to the closest tube station, so they're suggesting if the crossrail doesn't get the go ahead they will have 60k fans walking a mile to the station over a bridge? No chance. Not forgetting the size of Kensal Green station..... Health and safety officials would love it. Failing that you have Westbourne Park station....So how do you get there from Canal Way? Through a nice little alleyway. Football hooligans dream. The aerial view currently of Stamford Bridge is astonishing, it looks classy. The aerial view of a stadium in Kensal? Gas works + 65,000 graveyards and a stones throw from Wormwood Scrubs. Classy it is not. It would probably cost close to £1 billion to renovate the area to an acceptable level for transport purposes and building the stadium. It just doesn't seem feasible whatsoever. Also not forgetting that it's a complete and utter shithole. Absolutely no thank you.

Are there any high quality photos of the display before the match floating about?

He didn't celebrate - Loyalty....to the wrong club He was hugging their players constantly during play - Really puts fear in the head of the opposition The blokes a mercenary. Really hope we get rid of him at the end of the season. Utter waste of space.

we either beat you home and away or 6-0.....We also got further in the Champions League than any English club (Yet again)....Also "da haterz"? really? 13 year olds getting lippy...

I don't think any player really had a bad game, we got unlucky and outplayed. A few points though... Luiz needs to be more disciplined with his shooting. It's just wreckless, we're getting in good positions and giving it to him and he's doing nothing. He also needs to stop taking free kicks! I'm starting to dislike Ramires more and more every game. He's an absolute work horse and is absolutely everywhere, but he just doesn't seem to produce. Torres really annoyed me. Why not celebrate in a game of this magnitude? Fair enough show them respect, but also be happy for the club you're at. Hugging their players and clapping his fans when he went off. Just too much love for them, show it a different. way. I also really hope Courtois is our number 1 next season he looks so composed.

My bad - Misread it. Possibly true then..

If that was the case we'd be 1-0 up on aggregate

Most likely because he hasn't done anything of any significance whatsoever for a very long time....Makes sense.

Makes more sense, Azpi and Cole dominating the wings whilst 3 defenders sit back to keep cover.

Chelsea XI: Schwarzer, Ivanović, Cole, David Luiz, Ramires, Torres, Hazard, Willian, Cahill, Terry, Azpilucueta #ChampionsLeague

I'm pretty sure he wasn't the only one that went?

They need to fund their purchase of Suarez

Real Madrid for me, I think it'll be easier to counter attack against them.

I can't read it wahjwahwahwahwhaeeduwahdcuqeehgvwh\awah

Published 6th April.....23 days ago and still nothing. These Illuminati folk need to stop keeping us waiting, people are going to lose fear.

Stopped it on the line, got down on his knees and headed it in.

Boredem at work = Rubbing salt in the wounds

What? When I die these will be up there with Da Vinci, Picasso et al.

Player/coach role would make more sense.

First ones "Sakho pass to me la" Next ones "WAHWAHWAHWAH" Last one is "Oh noey" I don't think he'll appreciate it much