We Hate Scouse

Torres is back.... He was shit, then went good and now he's back to shitness!

In the future you're going to pay me £20 for me to predict your future...

I told you so!!

Lee Mason you fatty

Seen red cards for much less. Very, very lucky!

STUPID MARIN

But this isn't Twitter

His career has really gone down hill since leaving us....

From the Chelsea website 1 Petr Cech 28 Cesar Azpilicueta 2 Branislav Ivanovic 24 Gary Cahill 34 Ryan Bertrand 4 David Luiz 8 Frank Lampard © 13 Victor Moses 11 Oscar 21 Marko Marin 9 Fernando Torres Substitutes: 22 Ross Turnbull, 19 Paulo Ferreira, 3 Ashley Cole, 7 Ramires, 10 Juan Mata, 17 Eden Hazard, 35Lucas Piazon. I thought Cech was injured? Have they made a mistake? EDIT: They have......same article it says "Ryan Bertrand is back from injury to give Ashley Cole a rest. Ross Turnbull replaces injured Petr Cech in goal."

That German international, Audi is outstanding. Should definitely go for one of them.

Or before...I can see Neil Barnett on the pitch with him now, going around every stand welcoming him, like he does

We've met his transfer clause in his contract, Newcastle can't turn around and say no now like Real Madrid did. Chill.

Doesn't bother me in the slightest. Very selfish and egotistical. The sort of player you don't want in your changing room.

Tonight I've gone for Frank Lampard to score first and Chelsea to win 2-1 @ 40/1

I wouldn't deal with the Germans! I'm not stupid enough to go near them...........

Honda's worth signing even if he isn't good enough in my opinion. We would be able to get him on minimal wages and the exposure we'd get in Japan would make up for those wages. Win, win situation. Definitely worth a punt.

Just to get it in before the game tonight....I hate you Torres, how could you miss all those chances tonight. You're so shit. Foresight is a wonderful thing

£2 million to his agent? For what? Brokering a deal for a player. That's ridiculous. Agent's should be banned and players should deal with their own business. Until that happens I gotta find out how to become an agent. Mugging football clubs within the law...

These are the exact thoughts she wants you having in your head. She's taken control of you Spike. Wrapped you round her little finger. What happened to the Spike I once knew who didn't give a flying fuck about anything or anyone?

Arsenal were also close to signing Mata.....

Yes, yes it is! Serves him right for punching above his weight. De Gea needs a nice Spaniard not Hitler youth. Caps memory lives on. Gone but never forgotton. His story will one day become a myth of the web. The legend of el caprio

You don't have to tell me you've not got work today Scotsman! You never have work. You Scots just sit around nude in your skirts all day eating haggis and drinking whiskey. You lucky man!!

Absolute shock to the system today waking up at 7am, couldn't sleep till 3am so I've only had 4 hours sleep. Roll on work.

Yeah