Leif

I want to win this trophy so much. We simply can't accept less than 1 trophy and a top 4 finish this season.

Lampard has proven that he should be kept. Not because of his experience - but because of his passion and nitty gritty work.

Paulo is such a fucking legend. Genuinely my favourite right back of the last 10 or so years (please don't laugh).

TORRES WITH A TAP IN!!! WE DONT NEED A NEW STRIKER!!!!!!

Cech, Ivanovic and Bertrand (sort of) are our only defence-minded players in our starting XI. Wow.

The funny thing is, Marin is and has been rather shit for a few years now and will probably show everyone tonight lol. He's been not picked for a reason y'know. He's perhaps the most predictable player in the league. Take it out wide, cut it back, shoot.

So I guess our back-line will be - Cech; Azpi, Ivan, Luiz, Cole (I personally believe Bertrand should get a start tonight, even if it is a rough game.) I assume our attack will consist of Torres, Hazard, Oscar and Moses (I just get the feeling Mata will be rested), but no idea what's gonna happen in the DP.

Oh shit, I didn't realise this game was tonight!!! Thought it was tomorrow. Gonna go buy a steak pie. Whenever we're away from home against a team we hate, I eat a pie of some kind. I guess it's a little 'tradition'.

Also, regarding the Moutinho rumours - he won't be leaving in January. It's really that simple. Porto are refusing it. He'll likely join either Tottenham or some other nearly 'top' side in the Summer.

If we sign a striker, I'm confident it'll be Bony or someone allot 'smaller' than Falcao. Regardless whether we can activate his transfer release clause or not, I highly doubt he's the sort of player to just leave his team half way through the season, especially when they're in the position they're in.

Oh yeah I'll add - I really, really, really doubt we'll get him in January. I just can't see it. We'll probably end up with someone like Bony instead and then i'll cry a little. I'm not even confident of signing him at any point during his career. Anyway I'm going to go get some black pudding. I'm hungry.

I would just like to say a big "fuck off" to the people who want us buying just U21 players and expect to win trophies with them. People want us buying such short, 'flashy' players with no bulk, players who are past it (Villa) and players who haven't even finished puberty yet. Which team who plays in red do we all know that follows that philosophy? How does that work out for them? We are fucking Chelsea, not Fulham. We are amongst the richest clubs in the world. When you have billions of cash, you don't settle for a Vauxhall Astra. You buy a Ferrari (or 5).

We definitely need a new English player now. Any position.

Look at the amount of posts in the Sturridge thread and this one. Cool.

Not too sure I believe this 'to Liverpool deal' as much as I did as The Times are now reporting that Arsenal are in talks to sign Huntelaar and something about £100k a week wages. It just seems odd that they would 'break' these stories both tonight/tomorrow without other major media outlets picking up on them first. It's not like The Times have a big stack of secret football agents with inside news.

So you want our board who could potentially be bringing Falcao in to 'fuck off' while one of our players has (apparently) given the "OK" to joining one of our biggest and most hated rivals. Makes sense.

If he does join Liverpool, regardless whether it's to 'better his career' or whatever, I will have absolutely no place in my heart or memory for him. If you join Liverpool in this era, all Chelsea ties are cut as far as I'm concerned.

So people are willing to believe we've sold Sturridge but not believe we've signed Falcao (when we'd only have 1 striker left at this club), what.

Because our team creates storylines and entertainment. Teams like Barcelona, Man Utd - they never do anything dramatic. They just win with high scorelines. We produce games which has neutrals biting their fingernails; such as vs. Napoli last season.

Falcao deserves to play in the Champions League. We deserve to play in the Champions League. Makes sense.

Ban please.

I just drank some good quality Remy Martin for the first time in my life. Oh. My. God. It's like my mouth is one huge vagina having the biggest orgasm everrrr.

He's amazing. Simple. And you know what our team lacks? Competition for places. Why do you think our players are so casual and play with little drive and heart? Because they all know (well, Mata and co, Terry and co, Torres etc.) that they're automatic choices no matter how badly they perform. They don't need to put effort in if they can't be bothered. Pjanic would keep Mata, Hazard, Oscar on their toes. As for this being bad for De Bruyne, judging from his recent interviews, I doubt he'll make it here. He seems to think he's a little better than he is. He wants to be a starter. He's said if he's not a starter, he'll just move elsewhere. How on earth will he start over Hazard/Mata/Oscar though? Play in the double pivot? If so, then this Pjanic move doesn't effect him.

Still yet to see Cazorla do anything of note against a top team.