Leif

Cannot explain how much I'm cringing at some of our fans on Twitter saying "NANDO IS BACK".

Ake

I agree.

YOU MONSTER! HE'S HOME GROWN WHICH MEANS HE DESERVES THREE TIMES THE AMOUNT OF CARE COMPARED TO ALL OF OUR NON-HG PLAYERS! YOU SICKEN ME!

I love this club. I despise our board.

So apparently we're introducing "Game-makers" for the first time today. What on earth are they?

£40m+ on Falcao... £0m on Llorente, around £15-£20m on another striker, and the remaining £20-£25m used on the midfield and defence... hmm... I know which I'd rather.

Medical at Livershit tomorrow.

Essien really suits all of Real Madrid's kits. If i was a girl...

After the defeat in Naples, I believe we were 80/1 to win the CL. Oh how I wish I placed a bet...

I'm watching him play right now. Quite abysmal passing.

I'd rather play a half-eaten kebab up-front than Torres. At least the opposition would get a little confused and distracted. I cringe for my life whenever Torres tries to trick people with his step-overs (which usually result in him falling over).

Should we sell Moses then since he came from Wigan? West Brom >>> Wigan

Yes. Noun: "A feeling of deep admiration for someone or something elicited by their abilities, qualities, or achievements." Verb: "Admire (someone or something) deeply, as a result of their abilities, qualities, or achievements." I don't know Eva personally, and I rarely have either of the above 2 definitions for people I do not know or have not conversed with. This is a thread dedicated to 1 person of our medical staff. Why aren't there threads for the rest of the staff? Would she have this thread if she was incredibly ugly? No. This thread was set up due to people either finding her attractive or having a half-jokingly 'thing' for her. I contributed to this topic with that in mind.

So you're happy if he plays crap for 89 minutes, causing our team to work far too hard as it's basically like playing with 9 outfield players, we win, and he gets a consolation tap-in goal at the end of the 90 minutes to cap off a (somehow) thrashing done by our other players?

I'd happily eat Eva's shit from a cup Edit upon mod request of toning it down: I'd happily give Eva a back massage even if she farted in the room.

*Grabs popcorn*

Part of the reason I want Falcao is for his celebrations. Torres's little 'celebration' when he scores is a little look down to the ground, sticking his index fingers out, shaking them, and what looks like muttering something to himself. Not exactly going to pump the crowd up that, is it? Falcao on the other-hand looks like he's about to go all "SPARTAAAAAA!!!!" etc. Falcao could pump up a crowd of 90 year old women if he wanted.

I farking loved our away support! Reminded me of pre-Abramovich times when our away support was simply the best in the country (well, I'm perhaps being a tad bias). The smoke bombs, although one was set off rather crap, were a great touch too! No idea how they got them into the stadium (can someone explain?) but I want to see more of that in the future. This win is sooo close to feeling as good as the 5-1 win over Tottenham last season for me personally! I despise Leeds fans more than Tottenham fans, but despise Tottenham as a club more than Leeds.

Sparta Prague vs. Chelsea

OOOOO ZENIT VS LIVERPOOL!!! that could be tasty

I didn't realise Zenit are in this competition! They shouldn't be allowed to take part in European football IMO.

I actually want us to take the Europa League seriously. It's still a big trophy in my opinion, again when you consider we've only even been in European Competitions for around a decade as a club!

This guy's great. Doesn't he have over 600 hundred Ligue 1 appearances? Man Utd manage to rotate their goalkeepers (sort of). If we brought him in, maybe Cech could get a few more deserved rests!