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Despite us just being so much better than Villa in every area of the pitch, I think this game sort of showed that Benteke isn't quite as good as people make him out to be. Especially with the amount of times he was caught offside! Wow.

In my opinion, in order, our top to bottom performers today were:- 1: Luiz 2: Hazard 3: Lampard 4: Azpilicueta 5: Ivanovic 6: Torres 7: Cahill 8: Cole 9: Mata 10: Cech (he didn't really have much to do of course) 11: Moses Subs: 1: Ramires 2: Oscar 3: Piazon Now some stats: Chelsea Aston Villa Offsides: 3 5 Fouls: 6 11 Corners: 8 4 Throw-Ins: 17 22 Dribbles: 4 4 Tackles: 14 19

Apparently we've broken a record for most goals scored in a calendar year! Not sure if it's a personal record to Chelsea or a record which includes the top 5 leagues or the Premier League though.

That last goal was assisted by Piazon, yes? So 2 assists on his debut and a penalty won?

"Rafa is such a defensive manager!! All our games will be won by 1 goal, he isn't the man for the job!!!"

Oh god, Piazon must feel so embarrassed. He really was making it too obvious he was shooting that way. oh well.

First team in Premier League history to have 7+ different scorers in one game I believe.

The difference between this team and the team under RDM? Under RDM, we would've sat back after half-time and likely conceded. I'm impressed that the team has kept attacking.

Remember that little forward from Wigan people said 'wasn't good enough' and that we should've splashed out £40m+ on Hulk instead? lol

I'd be happy to see Oscar on for Mata at half time.

Ivan loves scoring this season!

There's no feeling i can compare to the feeling of watching a direct free-kick hitting the back of the net. mmmmmmm

Luiz >>> Alonso

I also had that feeling it was going in He simply is a midfielder.

Luiz is looking far too casual

Cannot explain how much I'm cringing at some of our fans on Twitter saying "NANDO IS BACK".

Ake

I agree.

YOU MONSTER! HE'S HOME GROWN WHICH MEANS HE DESERVES THREE TIMES THE AMOUNT OF CARE COMPARED TO ALL OF OUR NON-HG PLAYERS! YOU SICKEN ME!

I love this club. I despise our board.

So apparently we're introducing "Game-makers" for the first time today. What on earth are they?

£40m+ on Falcao... £0m on Llorente, around £15-£20m on another striker, and the remaining £20-£25m used on the midfield and defence... hmm... I know which I'd rather.

Medical at Livershit tomorrow.

Essien really suits all of Real Madrid's kits. If i was a girl...

After the defeat in Naples, I believe we were 80/1 to win the CL. Oh how I wish I placed a bet...