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Cech is a Chelsea legend. He's accomplished pretty much everything he can do with us. Now it's time for a new legend to be made. Simple. Sentiment doesn't win titles.

I miss him

Zaha is one of the most overhyped players I can remember in recent history. Doubt he'll get more than 25 games at Manchester United as a starter throughout his career.

Newcastle United AKA France United

We should somehow sign Joey Barton to add some steel to midfield.....

I now officially despise Swansea City.

Anyone want to see the boy behind these awful poo posts & controversial AKA crap (at times) posts? Just took the first pic of my face in years. Jeez. Can't count the amount of pube-looking hairs on my face. Edit: Having second thoughts after realising I look like a mental patient with my tongue sticking out.

Sorry, but I actually kind of like this whole 'bad boy' image this club is being portrayed as. Just want Mourinho back to complete the set. The country always needs a scapegoat. We've been the scapegoat for a decade. May as well embrace it. Don't like this whole approach of "OMGZ HE TOUCHED A BOY, AHHH :'( CRY. HE COULDA BEEN KILLED XOXO". How about no. These people are grown men. That guy on the pitch is a MAN. Not a boy, not a baby, a MAN. I'm cringing at the comments which make it sound like Hazard just killed a whole village.

He's barely a 'kid' lol. He's holding beer in his Twitter profile.

I think certain people are only saying that Hazard WAS in the wrong because they want halo's above their heads, no offence. He wasn't unprofessional. It's a football game. The ball was on the pitch. He kicked the ball. He's a footballer. It's his job. Jesus christ.

The ball-boy before the game. Deserves a life-time ban:

If he kicked him in the ribs, how did the ball pop out? Assault my ass. (oh that sounds kind of wrong over the internet.)

I would've kicked the guy intentionally personally (but I'm a dickhead and admit it). Hazard did nothing wrong IMO. The ball was in play (sort of. it SHOULD have been in play anyway), someone not part of the actual match was causing a delay in the match - which affects both fans and players - so the player tried getting the ball from the boy by kicking it from his grasp after failed attempts of getting the ball in a normal manner. This was intentional time wasting, instigating and play-acting vs. a guy kicking the ball from someone's grasp, with no clear intention of causing any harm. Do not blame Hazard at all. Does not deserve a ban.

Why the fuck haven't we bought any fucking players for the fucking double pivot for fuck sake. Fucking hell.

I wish our players could master the art of diving and win us a cheap penalty to settle things down.

I honestly do not understand why we play a double pivot yet not with a single defensive midfielder or playmaker. Benitez refusing to adjust costs us.

This is why Ramires isn't good enough IMO. Don't care if he was MOTM a few times this season or last - you can't just have a player running around willy nilly in the double pivot especially when partnered with a player who simply wants to score. Need a proper defensive midfielder. And soon.

Routledge you motherfucker you have such pretty eyes

Our CB's are so shit tactically. Constantly track players at the wrong times or ball-watch when they should be marking. Great at stopping shops and making last-ditch tackles though.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AREEE, YOU'RE SHEEP SHAGGERS, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AREEEE

Cech doing a Thibaut

SUCK ON THAT YOU BERTRAND-LOOKING BITCH

Hm. That was contact.

Our bench is abysmal. Good for injuries; awful in terms of game-changers.