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Good day of football. Heh.

He's been working out:

Hazard has equalled Mata's first season here: 12 goals, 20 assists.

I'm so nervous right now!!! PLEASE PRESS THEM MORE! STOP HOLDING BACK!!!

Need. More. Goals.

I maintain what I've always said - I believe Hazard is a much better player on the right hand side.

Thank you Belgium.

Frank and John celebrating #200:

Vaz Te shoots at the keeper - "BRILLIANT SHOT FROM VAN TE!!!!". Ba does the exact same - "Poor finishing, should do better."

Random point: I never thought Azpi would be as good as he is. Bosingwa isn't missed.

SPURS ARE ABOUT TO LOSE. PLEASE PLEASEEEE WIN THIS

They suit blue much better:

Hazard's passing this half has me doing this:

Can someone actually come up with a reason as to why Hazard doesn't take our FK's? It baffles me. He really is quite decent at them.

Surely we can't have 2 forced subs in 1 half..

I love that "DROGBA LEGEND" banner up in the corner

Scientists should start working on how to clone Lampard so the Premier League can always have his incredible talent.

I'll buy you a present with my winnings.

I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD £100 ON LAMPARD FIRST GOAL SCORER FOR THIS GAME LAST WEEK IAUIDUAUAIDGAD. I THINK THE ODDS WERE LIKE 6/1 OR SOMETHING!? FUCK YEAH.

200 goals. 130 assists. That assist stat is something which should be praised loads too. Only Giggs has more assists in the PL!

I like the stats Fox Soccer have which pop up in the corner

Always said we should sign Jarvis. One of the best crossers in world football.

Hazard >>> Pedro, Di Maria, Podolski, Valencia, Kagawa, Robben, whoever you can think of. Aside from Bale (on current form; not in general), Ribery, Reus + Ronaldo, Hazard bosses his role.

Incredible assist.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!