Leif

Well if we win this game because of his goal he'll be getting a raise!

lets sell him

Courtois has been better for at least 2 seasons and if he's loaned out again that'll be extending to 3.

What a cheery bunch you are

He's a striker with a nice smile

Guardiola makes football boring. He's poison.

Hasn't it been like 15 seasons since a decent Simpsons episode?

Hell is quite mild today

Let's see Sturridge & Suarez rack up these numbers if they ever get to play top European football in their careers (which I really doubt). It's easy to be at the top of your game when you're playing a game less per week than everyone else you're being compared with.

I hope his milk goes off

Roman will set his Russian mafia on any club president who sanctions a bid for Hazard, I'm quite sure.

Matic has already won 8 tackles. I love numbers like that.

Lampard ducking his head lead to that shot on target. I hate that. I hate players ducking their heads. Use your head to head the ball away. Major gripe of mine.

Lampard is too shy of possession to be starting alongside Matic (who doesn't like to spend a lot of time on the ball). This is why Luiz-Matic worked well. Obviously Terry's niggle meant we had to shuffle around things, but I think Matic-Ramires or even Mikel would be a bit better for the 2nd half.

im on the fucking floor hahahahahaha

This is so fucking hilarious. I'm so high and watching this is better than any Cheech and Chong movie. I can't breathe. Each goal makes me laugh harder.

im so high edit: wrong forum it seems

Juan make Leif sad. Juan make Leif eyes wet.

It's a shame he'll end up never winning the Premier League now. I thought this could be his year.

I wish we could play Tottenham and Liverpool at the same time with Willian and Salah on either wing

I love him. He reminds me of Ribery but a bit shit. Definitely what we need though IMO. Perfect rotation player if Willian ever needs rested.

I'd shit my pants if Mata were going to play under SAF. He'd thrive under him. But he's got Moyes. Going from Mourinho to Moyes is to go from Mercedes to Mini. I'm not sure Moyes knows how to get the best from flair players.

With Mata leaving I personally find solace in new love Willian Dat work rate, touch, acceleration

We need someone to partner John Obi Pickle

I agree. Let's buy steak instead.