Leif

Of course he won't play against us lol why would he start over Toure & Fernandinho? Christ.

DOMRETHING IS HAPPENING AND I WANTED TO GET IN REARLY

Well I'm 113lbs now I don't really have the strength i did when i was an overweight 180lb or whatever it was which concerns me. Am i supposed to just build my strength back up by going back down to lower weights etc? That'll hurt my ego. I feel like i've still got a belly but if i lose much more weight i'll be considered underweight. My only idea is that i'm supposed to put up with the belly, bulk, and then lose the fat somehow? idk, someone tell me pls

I personally think he's coming and that's why Lampard left. Very simple. Too much emotional beef between the two to co-exist in the same team. Lamps would have stayed another year otherwise.

Some things are worth more than money. We're left with a rather dull bunch now it has to be said.

Meh. If not for Mourinho he'd probably still be in Russia getting verbally abused every game and playing like a 12 year old.

I've never liked collars What's the appeal?

If we sign him the only thing Hazard, Willian, Schurrle etc. should work on in pre-season is crossing.

From what I've seen he's psychic. He always knows what sort of ball delivery the striker wants & he always knows how the keeper is going to move at a freekick. He could win us games with black magic alone I'm sure.

Mourinho makes every player twice as good as they already are. Nothing bad, odd or scary about this.

GET MORE YELLOW CARDS!!! BE MORE PROLIFIC REF!!!

No Alonso is handy

Each time Torres and Ba are subbed for eachother an aspiring striker breaks his legs

Well if we win this game because of his goal he'll be getting a raise!

When I wake up in the morning my armpits sweat a lot (cold sweat) if i don't get out of bed within an hour. I'm unsure why. Today I've been in bed for 3 hours since awakening. I'm very wet and very ashamed.

even?! My weird comments were the best part! And nobody tell me you don't miss my random bold words..

lets sell him

Courtois has been better for at least 2 seasons and if he's loaned out again that'll be extending to 3.

What a cheery bunch you are

He's a striker with a nice smile

Guardiola makes football boring. He's poison.

Hasn't it been like 15 seasons since a decent Simpsons episode?

Hell is quite mild today

Let's see Sturridge & Suarez rack up these numbers if they ever get to play top European football in their careers (which I really doubt). It's easy to be at the top of your game when you're playing a game less per week than everyone else you're being compared with.

I hope his milk goes off