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He's more of a threat to us than opposing players. We should just start games being 1 or 2 down with him in the starting XI.

Yes, Conte has made some mind boggling decisions but to be fair Styles, we all know this squad is piss poor and you can't expect him to perform miracles with a bunch of braindead players and when he's not given the players he wanted in the summer. Even Guardiola went out to buy 5-6 players to ensure that he has the players to implement his ideas and it helps too that he inherited a squad with intelligent and attacking players.

Are you surprised given our non-existent attacking play? Even Messi would struggle in this team.

I can also say Hazard looked threatening a few times - remember that chance he created for Willian early on and he squandered the chance?

The board has no ambition. We have been on a downward slope since 2010 and they have done nothing to stop it. We may have bought new players and looked to refresh the squad in 2011/2012 but then, we allowed one manager to ruin all that and ended up with a pathetic squad.

With the exception of those 2-3 chances Willian had, I don't think he did much, if any at all really. You can say Hazard has to demand the ball but the thing is, he did get the ball and we gave it to him but how do you expect him to create something when there's no one else around to combine with him. It's usually just Costa and maybe Fabregas and that's it. Because we have next to zero attacking movements, it's easy for teams to contain him. And you can't slam the team/manager for not having any attacking patterns and then turn around to criticize Hazard for not doing anything.

Hard to say. City have plenty of attacking movements and variations. Us? Hardly any and not surprising considering the number of braindead players we have in the squad. And he might actually perform better and consistently if the team was playing more on offensive than defensive.

Does he even practice set pieces in training? Can't even believe we're letting him take them when he can't beat the first man!

He already has 4 yellow cards and our next 3 games are Hull (a), Leicester (h) and Man United (h).

He's just so cumbersome and awkward on the ball. Often has ZERO clue what to do with it and takes ages to even make a simple pass. He's basically Mikel 2.0.

Those pundits, journalists, fans who have been saying Luiz is a major defensive liability might want to look at the shit and idiot that is Cahill. It's 3 league games in a row that he's cost us big goals and has hardly gotten criticism. Had Luiz done that, there would have been a public campaign against him. And looking back, it's totally cringeworthy that he moaned about the referee few weeks ago for Swansea's first goal. Sure, the ref made a mistake but as I said back then, the situation wouldn't have happened if he didn't dwell on the ball but he did and we paid for it. And looking even further back, can't believe he had the audacity to grumble about losing his first team spot last season, this after getting a new contract when he shouldn't have. He's an absolute joke and an utter embarrassment to the club.

Yeah, he's been quiet, average, rubbish, shit or whatever you want to call him. But to be honest, I wouldn't blame him. Why even bother when you know your shit defence will just ruin all the good work? Before we could begin today, you already had an idiot committing suicide and giving a goal away.

We just lost 3-0 to Arsenal (FFS!) and don't think I can even be bothered to moan anymore. We might get the odd surprise (aka a win) every now and then but most of the time, it's just the same old shit every week. There are so many things wrong with this club that you can probably write a thesis on it!

Hull vs Chelsea PRE-MATCH DISCUSSION AND LIVE CHAT 2016/17 Premier League Match 7 1st October, Saturday, 2016 KCOM Stadium 15:00 Kick Off (UK time)

Hull 0-2 Chelsea POST-MATCH DISCUSSION AND ANALYSIS 2016/17 Premier League Match 7 1st October, Saturday, 2016 KCOM Stadium 15:00 Kick Off (UK time)

The poll will change depending how on shit we are from now on...

I don't think we've been this bad in big games since the Scolari days.

We have set Conte up to fail and we'll sack him because of the board's incompetence. Hiddink still hasn't retired, has he?

Mourinho is managing arguably the biggest club in the world and he actually moaned about raising expectations too high. Shades of Van Gaal...

Watch out, mate. You're gonna piss a lot of folks off here.

Stat from this season and we're down in 14th...

Just kidding! But it does look you're jinxing us. Well, he just lost 3 straight games last week.

Are you suggesting that they will beat us?

Don't think that's an exaggeration. 5 goals in 5 league games and with the exception of the Liverpool match (UGH!), he's been very lively in all of them.