Jase

Ian McGarry is probably one of the last, if not THE LAST, person that should be trusted from the media. Wasn't there a news earlier on Sky earlier stating that the club refuse to comment on this situation? If there is nothing new on this contract situation, then why didn't the club just state the truth?!

Instead of having Cole on the Matchday programme front cover, they had Hodgson, Baines and another player.

Was just a random name that came to my mind. And besides Chelsea are known as the Blues anyway.

Eh?

Huge time difference? If you are living in Belgium, then the difference between there and Asia should be around 6 hours I believe, at where we're gonna play those games.

Sarcasm...

Asia again?! And United are going to Asia this summer too.

OR maybe the players really are getting confused with Benitez's training if the reports recently are to be believed...

1 year anniversary on TalkChelsea. :D

Gonna offer him a new contract?! Make it happen, Roman!! Errr, weren't you like against the idea of keeping Lampard at the club previously??

Scored a lovely goal for Bosnia against Slovenia yesterday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMIRIoHe70I&feature=youtu.be Ended the game with 1 goal and 2 assists.

He's just telling the truth, regardless whether his head is in Madrid or not. It was reported in the English media - ESPN, Metro, Daily Star etc.

At 2:40, Lampard and Scolari embracing each other.

That was sarcasm?! It was like a part of a speech or something...!

What the...?! There really needs to be a sarcasm font on the Internet...

If there is one (small) positive thing Benitez managing us is that he has improved Hazard a lot in the defensive aspect compared to when he was under RDM.

Beginning to suspect that we bought the wrong Oscar. We got an imposter while the real one is still playing at Internacional..

Congrats Stingray!

He's in the starting XI tonight for Spain against Uruguay, thereby earning his first ever cap for the Spain senior national team. Congrats Azpi!

Oh joy. Play a friendly game all the way in Doha and Del Bosque goes and start Mata against Uruguay.

Assuming if the reports of him joing Bayern isn't true, then I desperately hope we will be one of the clubs looking to get him!

Wonder if Torres or even Turnbull will be in there..

Aguero is one, as many have pointed out. And personally Miralem Pjanic and Giuseppe Rossi though we might still be able to get the former.

4 pages of randomness. Better move the jokes to the Pub. Otherwise, Alex will be hunting you guys down...