Azpinator

The amount of self-loathing some of you people have...

Christensen is technically an addition as well.

How do you tell if a football fan is a know-it-all? When they claim they religiously watch Belotti and are sure of his abilities but have no idea who Zappacosta is.

Mahrez AND Coutinho?

You're cynical, we get it.

We don't have a good enough board anymore, that's it. Clearly we're not relying on cheap business hence the Morata transfer. I'm sorry but you sound like a grumpy fortune teller. I think building a foundation and a team identity is far more important than just signing big names. What Conte has been doing can take us to the next level with the right circumstances which aren't necessarily all about signing spoiled superstars.

Yeah it's borderline piss-take at this point.

Why bother with this one? Give a young player the opportunity instead.

Bye Felicia!

I'm losing interest in this.. it's not fucking rocket science!

Damn Daniel

In terms of being a Chelsea legend, he's almost there. Only thing left to do is for him to be our main captain. Here's what Garth Crooks had to say about him yesterday - not that we didn't know all those things already, but still : https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/chelseas-cesar-azpilicueta-is-one-of-the-premier-leagues-most-complete-players-says-garth-crooks-a3621411.html Count your blessings, guys.

Chelsea's #28 today turns 28 on the 28th. 💙 HAPPY AZPI DAY!!

Lad scored a brace, won us the game and probably saved Michy Batshuayi's Chelsea career.

Just another Azpi thing.

SAVAGE. 😍

So yesterday, a letter Arjen had written to his 16 year-old self was published. It has some nice words about his time at Chelsea and his relationship with JT. https://www.theplayerstribune.com/arjen-robben-bayern-munich-letter-to-my-younger-self/

I bet you said the same thing about Marcos Alonso when we signed him.

Signing Chamberlain is a long long shot, so I'd be happy with Cedric over Cancelo or Aurier considering he's familiar with the Premier League.

And I thought Neymar was the football villain of the year... I have never felt disgusted by a Chelsea player until now! He can fuck right off! If he really really cares about us fans he wouldn't have spoken at this particular difficult period for the club, and surely not in this unprofessional way. Fucking crybaby.

So proud of our baby Andreas.

I think the team has enough motivation to win this one as long as there is decent refereeing.

How about it being just the 2017/18 season in its own way? Why the need to classify seasons like that in the first place? This has gotten a bit ridiculous. If one has a clear idea of what will happen during the course of 9-10 months then there's not point in watching.

Diego Costa in a nutshell:

MOTM easily. He has to get more credit. Michy wasn't good prior to the goal, while Azpi was killing it for 95 minutes.