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You're not Kalou!

He's going to do a Robinho.

What? Why must you fabricate such lies I am serious. He is unstoppable.

No one will end the irresistible force that men call Salomon Kalou!

He's a loathesome cunt. Stop acting all secret you little pleb.

I fucking hate twitter.

What in fucks name is going on?!

I can't believe you lot would hate him for spurning us for : a ) a club that pays far more than what we do or b ) a club with the greatest manager in the history of the sport.

That is magnificent. On another note, I think the board would find it much easier to convince the CPO, if, instead of buying back the shares, they agreed to transfer them to Battersea. I'm not aware of British law so there'll probably be restrictions on that; but if they exchange one share in Battersea for one share of the Bridge, I think CPO members would be more accepting towards the move.

Now, I promise I'll throw up if we play that 3-3-4 shit. It'll be lol'd out of the country by everyone from QPR to Man City. We'll lose every game 6-4 or something. I can just imagine him converting Mikel into a centre back or something and then watch Gervinho lol himself to death as he exploits his lack of pace.

I posted this in the Golazo thread, but I think it deserves a place here: (apologies for the lack of replays- I made this myself ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQe-9QQRXAg Makes you wonder why he doesn't take our free kicks these days.

Our own Frank Lampard has something that would slay all of them, except for Nakamura: I uploaded this video, btw, so apologies for the quality and duration and lack of replays. Take your frustrations out on me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQe-9QQRXAg

Hmm. It is quite a nice method you have there of encapsulating the typical modern day Chelsea fan that posts on sites like goal.com and theshedend.com ().

Huh?

Who cares if he did drugs or not, he's still a massive cheat, far bigger than Ronaldo with his 100s of dives will ever be:

Anyway, since he is almost certain to be that guy from OTC, can we IP address ban him? This is his 3rd or 4th trolling attempt on this site, I think.

And he's one to talk about attendance. Scottish stadiums are never full unless its one of the scum Old Firm teams that are playing.

Surely not, he must have done?! Aah, wiki tells me he was too late for the CL but managed a CWC win.

No, Celtic. I've tried reasoning with him but it's like talking to a brick wall. He's just got to learn to not care about what a team that aren't even in his country do. One day, the penny will drop on him that Scotland is insignificant in football terms (with massive apologies to our Scottish contingent), and that Celtic, as only the 2nd club in an already insignificant league, are more likely to be a feeder club to a club like Chelsea than an equal.

You guys realise its that same bitter Jock from Off the Crossbar who keeps coming over here and starting threads like that? JamesConnolly, fucking lol. Pathetic.

Shunsuke Nakamura lol's at this thread.

To be honest, I don't think anyone can match that. Zidane is up there with Pele, Maradona and Eusebio in my books.

Messi will never, ever surpass that. EVER. It took so long to drop. Messi would miscue it into the ground or put it in row z.

We're only 18, Spike. 10 years from now we'll see a better player. I think zolayes should post a lot more in this thread. He would have been around to see Pele, Maradona, Eusebio et al and can offer a realistic comparison between them and the current crop, who in my view, are vastly inferior and benefit from 'defenders' like Jose Bosingwa.

Good point, that. Grandmother fucker Rooney is worse than Terry.